'I am but a humble tumbler.'

I had to buy this TWICE on cassette because i listened to the first cassette so much player ate the tape. which is why i do not understand the return of cassettes, lol, because it was always a matter of time before it was OVER.

THE MANY ADVENTURES OF WINNIE THE POOH 

"I have a...very good memory, thank you."

"Do you ever wonder what life would have been like if you'd said yes?" said Ridcully.

"No."

"I suppose we'd have settled down, had children, grandchildren, that sort of thing..."

Granny shrugged. It was the sort of thing romantic idiots said. But there was something in the air tonight...

"What about the fire?" she said.

"What fire?"

"Swept through our house just after we were married. Killed us both."

"What fire? I don't know anything about any fire?"

Granny turned around.

"Of course not! It didn't happen. But the point is, it might have happened. You can't say 'if this didn't happen then that would have happened' because you don't know everything that might have happened. You might think something'd be good, but for all you know it could have turned out horrible. You can't say 'if only I'd...' because you could be wishing for anything. The point is, you'll never know. You've gone past. So there's no use thinking about it. So I don't."

-reads sheet music instead of listening to it

-irrational(?) hatered of mimes

-Has Leonardo Da Vinci locked up in the attic for public safety endangering ADHD crimes

-can juggle instinctively

-a graduated master assasin, only failed his stealth exam by "never showing up"

-plays long distance chess with his vampire bestie

-in a tense rivarly with the crossword setter for the local newspaper

-politically only honestly supported by the guilds of sex workers and beggars