"I populated my funeral until I didn't want one anymore."

I wish you all very good sex. if you don’t like sex, I wish you a very good romance. if you don’t want either of them. I wish you a very good bowl of soup and some bread, mate.

this is the kind of aspec inclusion i’m looking for, thank you

okay but why do so many minecraft youtuber/streamer channel names sound so made up... blorbo scrimbly from my streams fr

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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your honour i was simply having a category five woman moment

I love how Dragon Age basically forces you to have deep personal conversations in public where everyone you know can see & hear you, and therefore all affinity conversations have the general feel of baring your soul in a mall food court.

*standing in line at Orange Julius* that's crazy Alistair I never would have guessed you were a virgin.

it's so terrifying when Americans talk about other countries lmfao. whenever there's a panel between Americans discussing "what should be done about [country]" I get so fucking scared for the people of that place

and the narrative surrounding the country in question is often inaccurate in the first place as western media advocates war