Lalala

ετσι μπράβο έλληνα, βρίσε τους γκέι, βρίσε τους πρόσφυγες, βρίσε τις γυναίκες, αλλά να κοινωνήσεις μην ξεχάσεις

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

‘gay tv is bad for the kids’ bitch every fucking straight ‘comedy’ show stars a lazy sexist husband that drinks beer and hates his wife id rather my kids watch queer eye where grown men are respectful and kind as all men fucking should be. yall homophobic assholes are so scared of your kids “turning gay” that you let them turn into fucking monsters that will eventually plague our society just like youre doing now

This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

sometimes I think about how some of the people who think that same-sex couples ruin the sanctity of marriage are the same people who enjoy watching the bachelor, a show where 1 person dates 25 strangers and picks one of them to propose to at the end of approximately 6 weeks

Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*

mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread

My head, or as I like to call it, my suffering dome,

concept

The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.

Is this a prompt or a prophesy

Its an instruction