𝙸 𝙰𝙼 𝙸𝚁𝙾𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝙽.

❝  don’t be ridiculous,  there’s enough room on this bed for both of us. ❞ 

❝  please stay.  i don’t think i can be alone tonight.  ❞

❝  i’m staying,  okay?  you don’t have to be alone tonight. ❞

❝  you shouldn’t be alone right now.  i’ll take the couch,  it’ll be fine.  ❞

❝  will you sleep with me?  i know how that sounds i just mean—  i feel safe when you’re there.  ❞

❝  i’ll be here the whole night okay?  nothing will get to you while i’m here.  ❞

❝  wait— have you been here all night?  ❞

❝  i thought you went home after i went to bed.  you didn’t have to do that— you could’ve at least joined me in bed that couch is shit for sleeping on.  ❞

❝  can i stay with you tonight?  i don’t wanna go home yet.  ❞

❝  it’s late,  you might as well just stay here.  ❞

❝  can you just…stay here?  and hold me.  ❞

❝  i know this might sound weird but,  do you wanna stay over?  i guess ‘sleepover’ sounds kind of childish but.  i think it’d be nice.  ❞

❝  i’m not expecting anything,  i just,  thought it’d be nice to keep you company tonight. ❞

❝  i don’t have nightmares when you’re there.  ❞

❝  i get you’re doing the whole protective thing— and i appreciate it.  i do,  but there’s no reason for you to stay awake all night.  might as well come to bed.  ❞

❝  thank you for staying.  it just gets so lonely at night sometimes.  ❞

❝  i don’t want you to be alone tonight and honestly,  i don’t really wanna be alone either.  ❞

❝  do you wanna stay with me tonight?  ❞

❝  stay,  please.  ❞

❝  i’ll stay.  ❞

❝  i’m staying.  ❞

❝  i’m staying.  end of discussion.  you gotta learn to let people take care of you.  ❞

❝  i’m not ready to say goodbye yet.  ❞

❝  i don’t wanna have to say goodnight.  ❞

❝  honestly i can’t sleep,  so if you wanna stay up with me?  ❞

❝  i don’t sleep a lot either these days.  we can be insomniacs together.  ❞

❝  well,  i can think of some ways to wear you out.  ❞

❝  if you can’t sleep,  there are other things we could do.  ❞

❝  i’d rather fuck than stare at the ceiling counting sheep to be honest.  ❞

❝  it doesn’t have to mean anything,  i just don’t wanna feel lonely tonight.  and i want to feel good for once.  ❞

❝  please don’t go—  i need.  i need someone—  i need you.  ❞

❝  the night doesn’t have to end here,  you know.  ❞

❝  i like it when you’re here.  so stay.  please?  ❞

❝  you’re just as lonely as i am.  might as well be lonely together.  ❞

❝  you can stay but i’m not letting you sleep on that couch.  ❞

❝  chivalry is overrated,  get in my bed.  ❞

❝  you’re clearly exhausted.  you can go in the morning.  ❞

❝  you don’t have to pretend to be fine,  if you need me to stay i will.  ❞

❝  when i said i wanted everyone to leave me alone i didn’t mean you.  i can’t handle everyone else right now but you…you’re different.  ❞

❝  you need someone right now.  and i’m the one that’s here.  let me be what you need.  ❞

SCENARIOS

[ GUARDED ]  sender insists on staying the night to keep watch over receiver who has been in some kind of danger. 

[ GUARDING ]  receiver insists on staying the night to keep watch over sender who has been in some kind of danger. 

[ UNEXPECTED ]  one muse stays the night to keep an eye on the other after something traumatic and they end up having comfort sex.

[ CONSOLE ]  sender asks receiver to stay the night because they don’t want to be alone and they end up cuddling.  

[ CONSOLED ]  receiver asks sender to stay the night because they don’t want to be alone and they end up cuddling. 

[ ACCIDENT ]  sender winds up staying at receiver’s house all night because receiver fell asleep against them/in their lap and they didn’t have the heart to wake them. 

[ UNPLANNED ]  receiver winds up staying at sender’s house all night because sender fell asleep against them/in their lap and they didn’t have the heart to wake them. 

[ STAY ]  sender is carrying receiver to bed because they fell asleep somewhere else but when they start to walk away,  receiver grabs their hand so sender joins them in bed. 

[ STAYING ]  receiver is carrying sender to bed because they fell asleep somewhere else but when they start to walk away,  sender grabs their hand so receiver joins them in bed. 

[ APPROACHED ]  sender is staying with receiver for safety and asks if they can sleep in their bed with them. 

[ APPROACH ]  receiver is staying with sender for safety and asks if they can sleep in their bed with them. 

[ SHARE ]  sender is unexpectedly staying with receiver overnight,  receiver insisted sender sleep on the bed while they take the floor but sender winds up insisting they join them in bed. 

[ SHARED ]  receiver is unexpectedly staying with sender overnight,  sender insisted receiver sleep on the bed while they take the floor but receiver winds up insisting they join them in bed. 

[ FOUND ]  sender is staying with receiver who had them take the bed while receiver takes the couch.  in the middle of the night,  sender goes out to join receiver on the couch because they don’t want to sleep alone. 

[ FIND ]  receiver is staying with sender who had them take the bed while sender takes the couch.  in the middle of the night,  receiver goes out to join sender on the couch because they don’t want to sleep alone. 

[ DISCOVERED ]  receiver wakes up in the morning to find sender asleep on their couch because sender was watching over them. 

[ HAVEN ]  receiver wakes up in the morning to find sender asleep on their couch because sender felt safer with them. 

[ WEARY ]  sender cries themselves to sleep in receiver’s arms. 

[ TIRED ]  receiver cries themselves to sleep in sender’s arms. 

[ PROPOSITION ]  one or both muse(s) are having trouble sleeping so they have sex to pass the time. 

[ PURPOSE ]  one muse can’t sleep so the other initiates sex to wear them out. 

[ TRAPPED ]  one muse ends up staying the night with the other due to a storm. 

❝     i'll   be   fine.       i'm   great.       i'm       -       i'm   fantastic.       don't   worry   about   me!       i'm   just   gonna   go…       into   this   really   nice…       warm   light…      ❞

𝐬𝐡𝐞   𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬,       watching   him   wobble   dramatically   toward   whatever     “warm   light”       he’s   talking   about,       and   for   a   split   second   she’s   not   sure   if   she   should   laugh   or   drag   him   back   by   the   collar.      ❝       oh   my   god,       are   you   monologuing   right   now?      ❞       she   says,       one   hand   on   her   hip,       the   other   half-extended   like   she’s   ready   to   catch   @irnmade   if   he   actually   commits   to   the   bit.

she   can’t   help   it       —       a   laugh   slips   out.       it’s   bright,       unfiltered,     the   kind   that   bubbles   up   before   she   can   stop   it.      ❝       look,     i’m   all   for   a   dramatic   exit,       but   maybe   save   the     ‘walk   into   the   light’       routine   for   after   you’re   not   bleeding   through   your   shirt,       okay?      ❞

　　　IS SHE MAKING FUN OF HIM? he kind of feels like she's making fun of him. he could be literally dying right now and she's making fun of him. the disrespect! he's not actually dying— his suit would let him know— but she doesn't know that! ❝ you know, i'm going to remember that you didn't take my untimely demise seriously. friday, ❞ he calls out to the ai that responds with a simple yeah, boss? in the helmet of his suit, ❝ jot down that blazer here mocked me at my lowest and tell rodey to bring it up in the eulogy. thanks. ❞

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⋆｡‧˚ʚ💋ɞ˚‧｡⋆ 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 

❝ i still fall for you, even after all this time. ❞

❝ i have loved every version of you and i will until the day i die. ❞

❝ we’ve been through storms, but you’ve always been my calm. ❞

❝ even in silence, being near you is enough. ❞

❝ i’ve memorized the way your heart sounds when you’re at peace. ❞

❝ years later, and you still look at me like i’m your world. ❞

❝ you are my home. not a place, not a thing, just you. ❞

❝ i remember the first time you said you loved me… and every time since. ❞

❝ you’ve been my beginning, my middle, and you’ll be my end. ❞

❝ i’m not afraid of growing older, as long as it’s with you. ❞

❝ i can’t imagine a single morning where you’re not the first thing i think of. ❞

❝ i love the life we’ve built. even the messy parts, because they’re ours. ❞

❝ if i had to choose again, i’d still choose you. every single time. ❞

❝ you’re the only thing that’s ever made sense to me. ❞

❝ you don’t need to say anything. just stay here with me. ❞

❝ we’ve held each other through so many versions of ourselves. ❞

❝ even your sighs sound like poetry to me. ❞

❝ you’ve loved me through things i didn’t think anyone could love me through. ❞

❝ thank you for always seeing the best in me, even when i couldn’t see it. ❞

❝ this bed, this house, this life... it means more because it’s with you. ❞

❝ no matter where we are, if you’re there, i’m home. ❞

❝ you’re still the only person who can make me laugh when i’m furious. ❞

❝ we’re not perfect, but god, we’re real. ❞

❝ i’ll never get tired of saying your name. ❞

❝ just because the world quieted doesn’t mean my love ever did. ❞

❝ you’ve seen every part of me, and you still stay. ❞

❝ your hands were the first place i ever felt safe. ❞

❝ we’ve outlived doubt, fear, and distance! what’s left is something completely unbreakable. ❞

❝ we’ve made it through everything they said would tear us apart. ❞

❝ even now, years later, i still catch myself staring at you. ❞

❝ you’ve always known how to hold me, not just physically, but emotionally. ❞

❝ when i’m with you, it feels like the world finally slows down. ❞

⋆｡‧˚ʚ💋ɞ˚‧｡⋆  𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝  𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫  𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭

[  TXT  ]  :  quick.  no  time  to  explain.  pick  one:  frogs  or  lasers.

[  TXT  ]  :  why  are  you  still  awake?

[  TXT  ]  :  what  would  you  do  if  i  texted  “i’m  outside”  and  actually  was?

[  TXT  ]  :  would  you  still  like  me  if  i  was  a  worm?  be  honest.

[  TXT  ]  :  i  dare  you  to  stop  thinking  about  me  for  one  minute.  bet  you  can’t.

[  TXT  ]  :  i  saw  something  shiny  and  dramatic  and  thought  of  you.

[  TXT  ]  :  wanna  make  bad  decisions  together  or  what?

[  TXT  ]  :  how  illegal  would  it  be  if  i  showed  up  with  a  raccoon  in  a  cowboy  hat?

[  TXT  ]  :  you  looked  hot  today  btw.  not  that  you  asked.

[  TXT  ]  :  do  you  want  the  good  news,  the  bad  news,  or  the  chaotic  news  first?

[  TXT  ]  :  okay,  so  hear  me  out. cereal  is  basically  cold  soup,  right?

[  TXT  ]  :  what’s  your  villain  origin  story?

[  TXT  ]  :  thinking  about  you.  thought  you  should  know.

[  TXT  ]  :  if  we  were  in  a  rom-com,  this  is  the  part  where  we’d  kiss  in  the  rain.  just  saying.

[  TXT  ]  :  what’s  your  toxic  trait  in  uno?

[  TXT  ]  :  if  i  say  something  reckless,  will  you  pretend  you  didn’t  hear  it?

[  TXT  ]  :  how  mad  would  you  be  if  i  said  “let’s  get  matching  tattoos”  and  meant  it?

[  TXT  ]  :  i  hope  something  good  happens  to  you  today.  like,  you  find  five  dollars.

[  TXT  ]  :  i  have  a  plan.  it’s  chaotic  and  underdeveloped.  you  in?

[  TXT  ]  :  you  make  my  brain  go  all  soft.  thanks  a  lot.

[  TXT  ]  :  which  one  of  us  would  survive  a  horror  movie?  and  who’d  die  in  the  dumbest  way?

[  TXT  ]  :  i  just  caused  a  scene  at  the  grocery  store.  be  ready  to  alibi  me.

[  TXT  ]  :  what’s  something  that  always  makes  you  smile?

[  TXT  ]  :  do  you  think  we’d  get  banned  from  a  museum  if  we  tried  hard  enough?

[  TXT  ]  :  i’m  bored.  flirt  with  me.

[  TXT  ]  :  tell  me  a  secret  you’ve  never  said  out  loud.

[  TXT  ]  :  if  you  were  here  right  now,  what  would  we  be  doing?

[  TXT  ]  :  be  honest.  did  you  think  about  me  today?

[  TXT  ]  :  if  i  told  you  i  missed  you,  would  you  say  it  back  or  leave  me  on  read?

[  TXT  ]  :  what’s  your  comfort  movie  and  do  you  wanna  watch  it  with  me?

[  TXT  ]  :  you’re  my  favorite  notification.  don’t  make  it  weird.

⋆｡‧˚ʚ💋ɞ˚‧｡⋆ 𝐭𝐡𝐞  𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞  𝐨𝐟  𝐚  𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 (pt. 3)

𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲  𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜

i  heard  you  call  me  “boring  barbie”  when  the  coke’s  got  you  brave.

you  high-fived  my  ex  and  then  said  you  were  glad  he  ghosted  me.

you  even  wrote  me  a  song  saying  it  makes  you  sick  to  see  my  face.

some  people  might  be  offended.

but  it’s  actually  sweet.

all  the  time  you’ve  spent  on  me.

it’s  honestly  wild,  all  the  effort  you’ve  put  in.

it’s  actually  romantic.

i  really  gotta  hand  it  to  you.

no  man  has  ever  loved  me  like  you  do.

i  hadn’t  thought  of  you  in  a  long  time,  but  you  keep  sending  me  funny  valentines.

i  know  you  think  it  comes  off  vicious,  but  it’s  precious.

like  a  toy  chihuahua  barking  at  me  from  a  tiny  purse.

that’s  how  much  it  hurts.

how  many  times  has  your  boyfriend  said,  “why  are  we  always  talking  about  her?”

you  think  i’m  tacky,  baby.

stop  talking  dirty  to  me.

it  sounded  nasty,  but  it  feels  like  you’re  flirting  with  me.

i  mind  my  business,  god’s  my  witness  that  i  don’t  provoke  it.

it’s  kind  of  making  me  wet.

it’s  honestly  lovely,  all  the  effort  you’ve  put  in.

𝐰𝐢$𝐡  𝐥𝐢$𝐭

they  want  that  yacht  life,  under  chopper  blades.

they  want  bright  lights,  balenciaga  shades,  and  a  fat  ass  with  a  baby  face.

they  want  it  all.

they  want  that  complex  female  character,  the  critical  smash,  a  palme  d’or,  and  an  oscar  on  their  bathroom  floor.

they  should  have  what  they  want.

they  deserve  what  they  want.

i  hope  they  get  what  they  want.

but  i  just  want  you.

have  a  couple  kids,  the  whole  block  looking  like  you.

we  tell  the  world  to  leave  us  the  fuck  alone,  and  they  do.

i’m  dreaming  about  a  driveway  with  a  basketball  hoop.

boss  up,  settle  down.

i’ve  got  a  wish  list.

but  really,  i  just  want  you.

they  want  that  freedom,  living  off  the  grid.

they  want  three  dogs  they  call  their  kids,  good  surf,  no  hypocrites.

they  want  a  contract  with  real  madrid,  a  spring  break  that  was  lit,  and  a  video  that  somehow  got  taken  off  the  internet.

i  made  wishes  on  all  the  stars.

please  god,  bring  me  a  best  friend  who  i  think  is  hot.

i  thought  i  had  it  right  once,  twice,  but  i  did  not.

you  caught  me  off  guard.

i  hope  i  get  what  i  want,  because  i  know  what  i  want.

𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝

daisy’s  bare  naked,  i  was  distraught.

he  loves  me  not.

penny’s  unlucky

i  took  him  back,  then  stepped  on  a  crack.

the  black  cat  laughed.

i’ll  admit  i’ve  been  a  little  superstitious.

fingers  crossed  until  you  put  your  hand  on  mine.

seems  to  be  that  you  and  me,  we  make  our  own  luck.

a  bad  sign  is  all  good.

i  don’t  have  to  knock  on  wood.

all  of  that  bitching,  wishing  on  a  falling  star,  never  did  me  any  good.

it’s  you  and  me  forever  dancing  in  the  dark.

all  over  me,  it’s  understood.

forgive  me,  it  sounds  cocky.

he  ah-matized  me  and  opened  my  eyes.

redwood  tree,  it  ain’t  hard  to  see.

his  love  was  the  key  that  opened  my  thighs.

i  don’t  need  to  catch  the  bouquet  to  know  a  hard  rock  is  on  the  way.

the  curse  on  me  was  broken  by  your  magic  wand.

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