*emotion intensifies*

never forget

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

SPITE

Legends only

“aw you remembered!” bitch i’m in love with you of course i remembered

He’s gone walkabout....

Look can cephalapods pick a later time to start evolving into land animals, we've got enough going on right now.

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

Euthanize me

got my full back tattoo done at Claire’s

had my birthday party in the sensory deprivation tank at Claire’s

Got circumcised at Claire’s

literally who are you people

March has some fucking nerve showing it’s face around here again

I’m sorry but I think it’s absurd that men have spent thousands of years writing philosophical essays on how to be a good person all while ignoring and/or actively mistreating women, who are in fact people

I don’t give a fuck what Aristotle said about ethics when he literally said women were inferior to men