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I am in a really weird point in my life if U can't tell

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

accusing people of lying for clout on this website is so funny this is literally the most useless platform to be popular on. the only reward is hate mail

Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

I probably deserve more grace than I am given and I have a gun

Yesterday I overheard a trans woman saying to another "the fourth law of robotics is that the robot has to be gay and trans" and a cis guy nearby going "oh what? I only know the first three" and her repeating "yeah it says the robot has to be gay and trans. Asimov wrote that" and him earnestly saying "whoa I didn't know that!"

I probably deserve more grace than I am given and I have a gun

cosigned, good work everyone, have your bricks at the ready when they try it again.

cosigned, good work everyone, have your bricks at the ready when they try it again.

the thing about heated rivalry is beyond the actual hockey games it's never shane vs ilya. it's shane vs the shame or ilya vs the horrors but they're always walking towards each other. always together, even when they can't pick up their heads and see it. so yeah shanegirl this ilyagirl that but do not forget that from whence you came (the hollanov combination torture nexus/sex dungeon)

I'm so sick of verse erasure. Stop calling Kip Grady a bottom!!!!! That man regularly folds Scott Hunter like a pretzel!!!!!

big shout out to tumblr for being the first major site in like two years to implement an ill-advised "feature" nobody wants, likes or respects that doesn't involve AI

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