Just another 23y old in this hellsite, prospit dreamer seer of heart, agender aroace any and all pronouns aply, got Homestuck brainrot God can no longer help me (-_-;)
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I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."
This really could have been like three panels i just kept cracking myself up writing them all having this extremely inane argument. I also think it’s crazy when people say mint flavored sweets taste like toothpaste. More than one thing can taste like mint.
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not too confident about this one chat. still trying to get a hold on how to write them
DAVE: oooohhhh my god
DAVE: im so bored
DAVE: i wish someone could save me from this restless state of ennui
KARKAT: FUCK OFF DAVE, I'M BUSY.
DAVE: wait are you chatting up past us
KARKAT: IF BY 'CHATTING UP' YOU MEAN JAMMING EXPOSITION INTO OUR PAST SELVES' SLOBBERING IGNORANCE SHAFTS WITH WORDS WE CAN ACTUALLY COMPREHEND AT THAT EXACT MOMENT TO NOT GO INTO DEEP SHIT, THEN YES.
KARKAT: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.
DAVE: looking at your messages with these eyes full of avid curiosity and wonder
DAVE: future you is really obnoxious did you know that
DAVE: (i kinda prefer past you if im being honest here)
DAVE: technically you are their future karkat so by extension
KARKAT: DID YOU FORGET TO JUST ORDER OF A PLATE OF SIZZLING HOT FUCK YOUS AND A SIDE OF MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS TODAY?
DAVE: im exercising the recipe of the striderian special like a leaping frog riding a kickass unicorn galloping through the pillars up to the pearly gates and succeeding tonight
DAVE: or morning
DAVE: day?
DAVE: thats how majestic i'll be gracing you with my alive presence
DAVE: whatever the galactic spaghetti outside means for the passage of time
DAVE: either way you and i would be Troy and Chad brewing a fucking masterpiece if you stopped stroking your worry ween all of the time
DAVE: did i use your troll lingo right
DAVE: hey why are you going to settings
KARKAT: I'M TRYING TO FIND THE PURBLINDING SELECT OCCULTATION TOGGLE TO STOP YOUR NOSY BULLSHIT.
DAVE: right totally know what you're talking about dude
KARKAT: FUCK. WHY ISN'T IT HERE?
DAVE: aww
DAVE: wiggler's first time on a human computer
KARKAT: I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE HOW GODDAMN PRIMITIVE YOUR ENTIRE SHITTY SPECIES IS, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE'RE THE ONES WHO LUMBERED AROUND CREATING YOUR PATHETIC EXISTENCE. AND YET YOU STILL LACK THE MOST IMPORTANT FEATURES FOR YOUR TECHNOLOGY. AND IT'S WRIGGLER, YOU INSUFFERABLE ASSGRAB.
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