bad taste

if your reaction to any perceived injustice in another country is "america should intervene" you're either stupid or a bad person or both

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp

some of you are perfectly fine people but you need to develop self esteem and distress tolerance so bad how are you ugly and having the worst day of your life every day

people sent me death threats for this one

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

how am I supposed to go to the supermarket without cavalry support

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

when your girl is into naked people so you turn her on by taking your clothes off #RegularPlay #Con

Why do so many women infantilize themselves as soon as they get with a man like that mess is none of my business but it’s horrifying to watch he’s just some guy and you’re here like that’s my dada with his big boy uwu credit card what the hell are you even doing like actually

sometimes people believe optimization is evil, which is wrong, and that seems to lead people to believe evil is optimized, which is even wronger