the Wizard is here

Actually, this is a figure created before Germany was united! They have a whole cataloge of these made for 2000 BCE to 3000, you can find them here. It shows how predictable celestial events are that the relevancy of a map of a solar eclipse will long outlive the borders displayed underneath the path of totality...which I think is kinda neat!

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

can i have a sip of your cigarette

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around