Diversity Win: This Horse Loves Yuri

I saw an art forever ago of Diana letting Bruce suck her breasts while jerking him off and she called him baby and I've been thinking about that. Bruce looking longingly at her chest (thank God it's hidden by the cowl) because his parents died so young and he just wants a Mama again. Clark occasionally doing some dad-ism and Bruce just is so struck by it like he can't stop thinking about it. He wants to ride home with Clark and Diana and fall asleep in the car and have one of them carry him in. Y'know. Normal things to think about your two best friends that you are also dating.

I don't know how they'd find out but I do think they'd be into it.

waaiiitt okay but that's so cute. like especially bc both she and clark are way more powerful than bruce is. they could both hold him like a baby ommgg. I think diana would insist on it once she finds out. idk how they find out either, maybe clark accidentally sees something with his x-ray vision and tells diana. maybe bruce is acting out and she's like hey you need to chill out. I have a Proposal. bruce is like idk what you're talking about and I dont need anything. and then she's like. do you really want to say no to mommy like that?

> say no to mommy

are you fucking crazy

Everyone thinking Jason is a kid while he isn’t but he is just so small and cute so Dick is too protective of him. That boy is stick to Dick’s 24h/24h, he can’t leave him or else he have a panic attack. Dick taking Jason to work, letting him read books and sometime fucking him over his desk while someone could walk in at any time.

1. Humping a pillow

2. Fingers

3. Dildo

4. Vibrator

Now. I also want you to picture. After the months pass and the thing happens and Jason gets revived. And basically all of Dick's delusions are just validated by it right? Oughhhh I love them. In this case I think it would be more fun if we ignore Jason's canon state post resurrection (maybe having someone take care of him prevented some of the damage?) because I think it would be reallyyyyyy fun for Jason to be fully aware and at first he thinks everything is okay. Like, when he was dying he believed he'd wake up at home with Alfred, Bruce, and Dick fussing over him. So he probably thinks initially that that's exactly what happened. Until he starts to notice other things (the time that's gone, the fact that Dick acts like they've been like this longer than they have) and eventually when he gets to see Bruce and Alfred, overhears them talking about what Dick was doing.

tgirls who can’t afford top surgery gaining weight to plump up their tits

tgirls whose hips and asses aren’t plumping up the way they’d like on e gaining weight to outgrow armed chairs

tgirls whose transition goals feature being a curvy bimbo gaining weight so all their silly little heads have room for is food and sex

tgirls who want to be seen as cute and soft and delicate gaining weight and rotting their brains on how soft and playable their bellies are

tgirls who get insane cravings from e gaining weight because they aren’t depriving themselves anymore

tgirls who have low confidence in their bodies gaining weight to make themselves more confident

top surgery gaining weight

to plump up their tits

People looking offended. Imagine rumors start going around cause Jason hook up with a lot of people that look like Dick to cope. Dick hearing those rumors and waiting for Jason to bring someone in the room, listening.

When he hears Jason moan his name, Dick is suddenly very aware of his feelings. He just enter the room, that poor random guy not understand shit (dude got called by someone else name, and that someone else rly look like him.)