Kristin Trinity

I love going to Olive Garden to get bred

getting absolutely rawed at the olive garden

Really? Right in front of my unlimited salad?

I only go to Olive Garden for the way they toss the salad.

oh my god they did it!

This is probably the most impressive and beautiful thing I’ve seen in years.

This is amazing. As much as i joke about wanting new legs, I hope this gives amputees much wanted freedom.

@kasaron *legs*

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

y'all here on tumblr.edu always talking about some “do you ever think about-” like no i do Not Think Ever. already unrelatable. next

I wish more newspaper cartoons were wholesome and nice like this and not “lol young people have iphones hillarious”

Turn Down For Whom?

*makes eye contact with a pretty girl for more than 5 seconds* me: yes,,, my soul mate. i can not believe it, here in this Burger King