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Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

I like when an artist draws a monkey and they do it so angrily that you can see their past experiences with monkeys getting into their rubbish and screaming at them in the margins

I still love this lol

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

Hope you see me as less of a tumblr blog and more of an annoying stray cat you accidentally fed once

not to alarm anyone but we have 2026 next week