Cary Grant as Mortimer Brewster Arsenic and Old Lace (1944), directed by Frank Capra

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Cary Grant as Mortimer Brewster Arsenic and Old Lace (1944), directed by Frank Capra

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Lestat: I am an unreliable narrator. I love to lie.
Half the audience for some reason: I canβt believe how reliable this narrator is. He would never lie to us.
Ummm she's literally sensitive :/
Security Guard: βExcuse me, this area is off limitsβ
Me: βItβs okay, I have the blood of Akasha in meβ
Lecturer: Care to explain why your final paper is late?
Me: Yeah hang on, -rummages in pockets and fishes out a slip of paper- here this explains everythingβ¦
Bank teller reading a note slid to them. βThis is a robbery. Turn this overβ
They flip the note over and it's a photo of Akasha. They understand and put all the money in a bag
The landlord bangs on the door and demands the rent.
Itβs ok. Because I have a large framed picture of Akasha directly in front of the door.
Security Guard: βExcuse me, this area is off limitsβ
Me: βItβs okay, I have the blood of Akasha in meβ
Lecturer: Care to explain why your final paper is late?
Me: Yeah hang on, -rummages in pockets and fishes out a slip of paper- here this explains everythingβ¦

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Given to me by a marquis who was beheaded...
From now on Im just going hand people pictures of Aaliyah instead of trying to justify my actions to anyone.
If Lestat can just keep saying βI have the blood of Akasha in me. :)ββ
From now on Im just going hand people pictures of Aaliyah instead of trying to justify my actions to anyone.
If Lestat can just keep saying βI have the blood of Akasha in me. :)ββ
i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today
capitalism breeds innovation
Yeah that will do it.
improved
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sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too
ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about
Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter
"Baldur's Gate 3 is old news now lol that was three years ago"
Would you believe my favourite game of all time that I still regularly play is from 2009
Seriously though, the way some people treat liking media as if it has an expiration date is so weird to me. And three years is still so recent in the grand scheme of things anyway, actually!
Thats the context for this meme???
I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.
I'm dying
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Currently Watching: The Vampire Lestat, D20: City Council of Darkness, Game of Thrones
Current Obsession: Tomodachi Life, MJ (reoccurring), and potentially Interview With A Vampire but Iβm fighting against it.
Currently working on: my personal health :(
Last Duck Duck Go search: lumbar stretches π
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see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup