Loser Says What

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

i’m really bored with my first name 

your name is now crab78

Bitches are in my Labyrinth. Trying to fuck my minotaur.

please let me into the labyrinth i prommy i won’t fuck the minotaur

Not falling for that one again

my favorite thing in the muppet show is when jim did an impressive puppetry trick but was clearly worried the audience wouldnt notice so he had kermit just directly point it out

he was probably right to do so though because every time i see kermit drink milk or blow out a candle i dont think twice about it like yeah hes kermit he can do that

if i could turn into an eel. well that'd be ideal.

haha ideel. idEEL.,

im mentally ill

...............mentally eel........

no such thing as “chick”peas anymore Thanks to Big Feminism. it’s just peas now

dream smp this mcc that, the best moment in mcyt history was the gumball voice actor seeing james charles on his server and seeing red

I love how Dragon Age basically forces you to have deep personal conversations in public where everyone you know can see & hear you, and therefore all affinity conversations have the general feel of baring your soul in a mall food court.

*standing in line at Orange Julius* that’s crazy Alistair I never would have guessed you were a virgin.

why would you lie to him like that in the food court :/

i cannot stress enough that i do not care if you think jennifers body had bad writing. megan fox and amanda seyfried made out AND cobra starship was on the soundtrack. is that not enough? are you not satisfied? die.

Things you read in Cecil palmer’s voice