sweet nothing

Holy fuck this is amazing

#it all makes so much sense #the Chriscourse (x)

If “Hozier” and “Florence + the machine” ever did a collab, it would be so dangerous to listen to anywhere apart from the middle of a forest, as moss would just start appearing around you, and branches would just grow from any surface you looked at

Fuck anyone who’s ever made you feel like you were hard to love.

Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone

What happened next??

Call him by the wrong name again, but a different one than you just used.

Call him by the same wrong name again but forcefully and with eye contact. You’re the boss now.

Introduce yourself by his name and call him by your own name. You’re the boss now.

maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s a defense mechanism

i find it ironic that there are so many musicals about the poor and destitute, yet usually the only people who can afford to watch them are those who could never understand the sentiment

There is a PHD thesis in this comment

making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one of the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it

adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

This is the funniest and most thoughtful I’ve ever seen an organization use a meme and it’s good people with good goals who don’t just want your money on top of it

i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Same energy

and they were tombmates…

oh my god they were tombmates…

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

YES

Confidence Helps