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lmfao look who’s active on this hellsite again! I don’t even know if anyone I know irl follows me on here or if they do they’re probably not active. I don’t know why I’m even posting this or who I’m posting it for??? but I guess I’ll say hello to the void and wave at anyone who’s looking lol.
clearly this is a bg3 and subsequently an astarion page now. they have taken over my life and nothing else matters. I have no talent to make original content, so you’ll only find reblogs here.
I’m gonna shut up and go back to scrolling now… so have fun I guess?
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Bucky knowing at least 31 languages according to CACW, super serum brain enhancements and the fact he learned Xhosa in Wakanda, leads me to believe he must have the fucking gnarliest of language blurring. You know when you can't seem to figure out how to word something in one language so you skip over to a different one but wait no one knows that...
I also don't think English would be Bucky's default language anymore. It's his birth language, sure, but Russian is probably the language he defaults to now after 80 years right?
So if Bucky's ever delirious for whatever reason, extreme tiredness, magic, super drugs or whatever who knows, do we think he talks in the most insane blend of languages, does he say a sentence in Japanese then switch to Korean and then to Polish, do we think he'd point blank say "I'm sorry I don't speak English" in English to his English speaking friends or teammates because he thinks in Russian and about fifteen other languages before he gets to English, and then goes "oh wait I do" or...?
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gonna need someone to write an astarion fic where the reader is blind maybe from an injury or something, so they also no longer know what they look like. and then they spend the evening with soft touches over each other to describe to each other what they look like 🥹
when you're in the mirror you're just looking at me
i was honestly shocked by how much i enjoyed this book. i don't really read YA anymore and wasn't expecting much from this other than cutesy bl in space but this book really grabbed me by the ass. if you like cheesy YA romance and existential space horror then check it out (also play 13 sentinels)
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Summer of Bad Batch | Week 3 | Prompt: "Forget I asked." | Bonus Prompt: "Can you braid my hair?"
Rated: G | Words: 1190
Crosshair wakes to a snuffling sound, and turns over to find his sister standing next to his bed. “Omega? What’s wrong?”
“I got sick,” Omega mutters, and her breath trembles. She’s crying, softly, quietly.
Crosshair reaches over and clicks on the lamp, bathing the room in a warm glow of light. But the warmth does not extend to Omega’s face, her skin pale and eyes red rimmed. She blinks rapidly, and a tear escapes, creating another shiny track down her ashen cheek. She does not look well at all.
Of all the times for Hunter and Wrecker to be gone on a supply trip for the island.
Sitting up, Crosshair asks, “Got sick where?” He really hopes he doesn’t have to clean anything up.
“I made it to the fresher,” Omega tells him, “but I still feel awful.”
“Alright,” Crosshair says, nodding. “Let’s see what we can do about that.”
He guides Omega out of his room, a hand on her shoulder. Even through her nightshirt, he can feel that she’s unusually warm. Not a dangerously high fever, he decides, but enough to make her feel miserable. The common room has a couch and a chair, and he gives her a gentle nudge towards the couch. “Lay down. I’ll be back.”
Crosshair goes to Omega’s room and finds her blankets in a pile on the floor, hastily discarded in her flight to the fresher to throw up, he imagines. He picks up the thickest of the blankets and drapes it over his right arm and then grabs her pillow. He notices the red tip of Lula’s ear peeking out from under the bed, and after a second thought, snatches the tooka stuffy up too.
When he returns to the common room, Omega is laying on her side on the couch, knees drawn up to her chest and shivering. She looks pitiful, and the twinge of sympathy Crosshair feels reverberates deeply in his chest cavity. “Here, I brought your pillow and blanket.”
Omega lifts her head and lets Crosshair shove the pillow under her. He then drapes the blanket over her, and props Lula beside her. Omega watches him dully. “Thanks,” she whispers.
“We have tea. It might help with the nausea,” Crosshair says. “Do you think you could take medicine?”
Omega nods.
Crosshair retreats to the kitchen to try and find where Hunter keeps the tea. He and his brothers are typically caf drinkers; however, housewarming gifts from the islanders had supplied them with enough tea to last several clone lifetimes. He puts some water in a kettle to boil and then spends the next five minutes digging through every cupboard before he finds where Hunter stashed the stuff. Crosshair isn’t really sure what kind of tea helps nausea, so he just chooses the one that smells the best, dropping the teabag in Omega’s favorite mug.
After letting the brew steep for several minutes, he takes the steaming beverage back to the common room. Omega smiles wanly and pushes herself up to sit cross legged, arranging the blanket over her lap before taking the mug of tea from Crosshair. “You’re pretty good at this taking care of sick people stuff,” she says, putting her nose to the brim of the mug to inhale the steam with a sigh.
Crosshair rolls his eyes. “Surprised?”
“A little,” Omega admits with a grin.
Crosshair huffs and leaves to search for medicine. When he returns, Omega looks like she’s going to be sick again. Quickly, he takes her mug and she stumbles to her feet, briefly getting tangled in the blanket, before stumbling back to the fresher.
Crosshair follows and arrives in time to find her kneeling over the toilet and emptying whatever is left in her stomach. He hesitates a moment before stepping inside and awkwardly gathering up her hair with his left hand, holding it at the nape of her neck. The long seconds drag into several minutes before Omega finally leans back. Crosshair releases his hold on her hair and hands her a towel to wipe her mouth.
“Ugh,” Omega growls. “I hate being sick.”
Crosshair agrees with a hum and helps Omega to her feet. She rinses her mouth out in the sink before shuffling back into the living room and collapsing on the couch.
“Do you want to try your tea again?” Crosshair asks.
Omega shakes her head. “Not yet.”
Crosshair nods and sits down next to her, picking up the puddle of blanket from the floor and tossing it over her lap. Omega reaches up and brushes back her hair. “Could you…” she starts, but cuts herself off, frowning and dropping her hands.
“What?” Crosshair asks.
“Nothing,” Omega mumbles, “Forget I asked.”
“No, tell me. What do you need?” Crosshair insists.
Omega sighs. “I was just gonna ask if you could braid my hair, but…”
Oh. Crosshair had braided Omega’s hair before, back when he first came to Pabu after their escape from Tantiss. Hunter and Wrecker had gone to find Fennec Shand, and Omega had asked if he knew how. With the tremble in his right hand, the braids had been loose and messy; however, Omega had proudly worn them all day.
He stares down at his singular hand, nondominant and clumsy when it comes to more intricate efforts. Besides, braiding hair took two hands, not one and a stump. And while it isn’t his fault the simple request can’t be fulfilled, Crosshair feels like he’s failed.
“I’m sorry,” Omega says, “I forget sometimes.”
Crosshair doesn’t like the guilt in his sister’s voice. “Welcome to the club,” he says, hoping to ease the tension.
It doesn’t.
Crosshair stands up. “I’ve got an idea…but I’ll need to borrow something.”
Omega looks at him quizzically. “What?”
“I might only have one hand, but between the two of us, we have three. I think I can make due.”
The girl immediately brightens. She tells Crosshair where to find her hair ties and brush in her room, and soon Crosshair is brushing through a tangle of blond locks and creating a careful part down the middle. Under his direction, Omega offers up her right hand to hold whatever strands of hair Crosshair puts in her fingers, as he sloppily weaves a braid down from her hairline. Crosshair’s snippy instructions are taken in the spirit they are delivered, Omega giggling and outright laughing as she tries to follow blindly along, acting as Crosshair’s literal right hand. Crosshair smiles at the sound.
After nearly an hour of effort, Omega has two lopsided braids, bumps of unruly hair poking out where the coordination effort fell short.
“Do they look nice?” Omega asks sweetly.
Crosshair snorts. “They look like kark, but they'll do the job.”
Omega laughs. “Thanks, Crosshair.”
“Don’t mention it,” Crosshair says.
“I think I’m ready for my tea now,” Omega says, “but it’s probably cold.”
Crosshair heaves an exaggerated sigh. “Fine. I’ll make you a fresh cup. Anything else, m’lady?”
Omega considers. “Maybe some crackers?”
“Of course, anything for you,” Crosshair retorts, but the sarcasm is muted by a soft smile, and the reality that he really would do anything.
END
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