colorful magic trickster

Pokemon Heritage Post

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

mario's personal information just got leaked onto the internet

it was a dire dire dox

*shagcula voice* it vasn't me

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

Easily one of the top 5 funniest things you can do as an identical twin

I like to bring him up when talking at the museum about sideshow stars who were genuinely brilliant performers.

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

little do we know pjackk is having an intense virtual adventure in the tumblr servers fighting for his life every day

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

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