inushiba !! ☆

when i try to be nice to myself: he's not gonna fuck you bro

we desperately need sex 2

It's called Tetris and it already exists

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

also those things are roles related to sexual preference, not facets of your gender. look at me. write this down. bottoming or topping is *something you like to do.* it's not a diagnostic of your gender. being a dom or a sub is a position you take in a sexual roleplay. these are preferences you might have and it's normal to like many different things. stop treating it like a cosmo personality quiz.

when i try to be nice to myself: he's not gonna fuck you bro

corporate guy who walks in & asks who's the most fertile shareholder at the table today

and always remember every character is aroace unless stated otherwise

What if you were Jorge Martin in 2020 and you crossed the line first in Styria after a photo finish with your ex championship rival from the moto3 days and then you both hugged/beat each other up on track and then when you parked your bike in parc fermé they had to break the news that you got penalized for exceeding track limits and you had to move your bike from the 1st spot to physically give up your win to said rival which granted him his first ever moto2 win and then you crashed out on twitter about it.