My Ramblings

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

i think if your kid is precociously good at an adult hobby like cooking or sewing or whatever and you try to monetize it by turning them into a three-year-old influencer you should be locked in a funhouse until you change your mind

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

american describing weather: ok so imagine a donut