My Ramblings

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

They call it aspirin because you’re aspirin’ not to have a headache anymore

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

i think if your kid is precociously good at an adult hobby like cooking or sewing or whatever and you try to monetize it by turning them into a three-year-old influencer you should be locked in a funhouse until you change your mind