it's always Wednesday if u don’t have a calendar

The unicorn and the wasp is probably one of the most buck fucking wild doctor who episodes ever written: a party in the 1920s, featuring the Doctor, Donna, Agatha Christie, a flapper, a pair of gay lovers, the shady hostess and her husband, and a priest. It plays out like a typical whodunit with murders and poisonings until the climax which reveals that the murderer was the priest, who is secretly the hostess' son because the hostess fucked a mysterious man in India. The priest is also a shape-shifting wasp alien (because the man the hostess fucked in India was also a shape-shifting wasp alien: she knew this and was OK with it) who was acting out murders from Agatha Christie's novels because his mother liked those novels and a magical jewel beamed the plot directly into his brain (he had no other motive). And the flapper was secretly a famous jewel thief who had nothing to do with the murders. And the butler didn't do it

what if we admitted to each other that it's not always really romance that we want. What if we admitted that what we're really craving is intimacy and society taught us romance is the only way to get it.

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

don’t play it cool, be passionate and insane

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

Actually, you are enough. Even if you don’t work. Or study. Or go out. Or have friends. Or have family. You’re enough because you exist and your existence is enough to be enough because you are not a product. You are not a sum of output. You are not a task to complete. But because you are something the universe wanted and put here even if you’ll never understand why. Somewhere in the cosmos your existence makes a difference, even if it’s not the way others existences do.

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

unexpected sounds can really shift your whole perception of a space.

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.

you will not feel stuck forever. you’re actually slowly but steadily moving forward in ways you don’t always notice.