solitude is my sanctuary

forgive me father for i am back on my bullshit

can I just freeze time so I can stay in bed forever

its so annoying that they dont let you pick your learned behaviourssss when youre a kid. like let me choose my learned behavioursssss omg theyre my behaviourssss

I think the british really popped off with "bloody" as an expletive but unfortunately I can't say it out loud in real life or I sound like a teeaboo from 2012

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

oh thats whump. that's whump of my comfort character. add to bookmarks

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

if you see me being queerbaited do not try and save me. i’m exactly where i want to be

i know everyone says they hate being online and i understand why and i get it and its bad and everything but (whispering like i'm at a sleepover) i actually really like being online

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!