kitty’s intox blog

i should mix your drinks for you but make it three times as strong as usual so you get drunk wayy faster and you either start groping me or start puking. or both honestly

pov u open the bottle of wine, I take out two straws. what do u do

drunk pukes are always the best

making someone drink until they're drunk and sick and then making them throw it all up

me pls

happy 4/20 my intox enjoyers!!! should i post a sexy vid of me ripping my bong tonight?

dm id u wanna seee hehehe

I need somebody to get me blackout drunk tbh. Take me out on a date and use my polite people-pleasing-ness against me. Order me drink after drink knowing I’ll try so hard to finish them, since you’re paying after all. It’s the polite thing to do, even if you keep ordering so many and I’m already soooo dizzy and floppy. Take me back to their place and pour me a glass of something strong and feed it to me. Make me walk in a line and pronounce something difficult to see just how incredibly drunk I’ve become. And then of course fuck me so hard I can feel it afterwards even if I don’t remember.

fav part of the night hehehhehe i love vomiting