goodbye

pandora’s box but it’s a gamecube

She opens up the disc drive and all the horrors of the world are released but there is also a copy of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

and he's right

bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate

and bi men are men who like women in a gay way. dont ask questions

god i love reading about stupid drama in ancient greece. like there was an athlete named theagenes who was so good at every kind of athletic contest that when he died, one of his opponents would go to beat the shit out of a statue of him out of spite, but then one day the statue fell on the guy and killed him so the greeks took the statue to court for murder, convicted it, and threw it into the sea

actually i left out the best part of this story which is that a plague then struck and when people consulted the oracle at delphi she was like "well you've pissed of theagenes" so they had to go dig the statue back up out of the fucking water

the way that all will wanted to do in s3 was play d&d with his best friends and they wanted nothing to do w him because they'd "grown out of it", and now in s4 will has moved away and his friends have gone and joined a d&d club, it makes me violent actually

i love the people who still believe billy’s coming back in volume 2. you guys are delusional but i’m in love with you and i want you to come over.