still.

sam's infosec philosophy is truly baffling... the map of his daily commute from his home to the office is public information. however we still do not know the title of any book he has ever read

i love the way sam pronounces the word both. bolth

i love the way sam and adam pronounce crayon. cran

i love the way sam pronounces Chipotle. shipotle

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

Barty and Evan would be really fun to play Cards Against Humanity with

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

no one will get the way i miss a fictional character

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

i like hurting all of them but regulus is my favorite target of bullying i just want to kick him all the time

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

me scrolling through my own blog