Dominoes

“The fuck” can successfully replace Who, What, When, Where, or Why at the beginning of any sentence

[two images taken from above the clouds. A rainbow is visible below the clouds.]

The sky is gay confirmed

#freshman year v senior year (via @angryshaw)

Wow! I love what you did with the texture pack! I was really hoping people would do cool stuff like this with it! This is gorgeous.

I need to get off this road.  The night is too dark and my lights aren’t bright enough.  It’s a quarter past one in the morning and I’m only guessing about that by looking at the level of traffic. I’ve got a tattoo on my left shoulder from back when I thought it might make me interesting, and I’ve got a dusty football in my trunk from back when I thought I might play a pick-up game sometime.  I’ve got sixty three dollars in my wallet and no credit cards, and I never spend any of it.  I don’t have a favorite drink, and whenever someone asks me what my favorite movie is I have to think about what they want me to answer before saying anything.  I’ve had one girlfriend in my life and we never did anything more than nervously wish we never were there.  My car is from the 1900s, the last century, and is therefore over fifteen years old but no more than one hundred and fifteen years old.  I never learned to play an instrument, and I was always envious of those who had, but I realized it was too late to start.  My gas tank is 3/16 full and suddenly I start thinking about how there’s a whole splattering of clouds in the night sky that no one ever gets to see.  I don’t know half of the reindeer’s names and I wish I didn’t have to compete with people who know all of them.  Merry-go-rounds present a difficult decision, and that is, which horse or horse-like animal to back.  I’ve never eaten a salad in my entire lifetime because lettuce and tomatoes don’t appeal to me.  I want to buy a carton of eggs but make sure to check them first to see if they’re all uncracked.  I only need a few drawers to store all of my things.  The only reason to keep a trophy is to prove to someone else that I have a trophy, but I don’t have any trophies. I don’t know how to cook but I know how to drive.  I’m in a car right now, and I need to get off this road.