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Ozempic scares the shit out of me. You're telling me there's a drug that takes away both the craving side of hunger and targets the brain's rewards center for eating. You're telling me it takes the joy out of eating and it turns you into a skeleton. Why did we turn The Curse of the Black Pearl into a drug. What the fuck.

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown breakfast

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

They make me physically ill

can’t believe they murdered lindsey graham to get the heat off of totally still alive mitch mcconnell.

im reaching my fucking limmies bro. im almost at my limmies