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Why don’t jedis turn off their opponents lightsabers by force pressing the button?

I’m laughing so hard because instead of the epic lightsaber fight they’d just be aggressively switching them on and off could you imagine

if i was rich i would never let new friends know until like a few weeks later when i know they genuinely like me and then one morning theyd wake up with a letter that says their student loans have been completely paid off and attached is just a picture of me wearing sunglasses and doing double peace signs with the caption “oh yeah btw im rich”

If you were rich you wouldn’t be wasting your time trying to get attention on Tumblr.

thats where youre wrong bucko no amount of money will satisfy my need for attention

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.

We only have seven days to left reblog this joke

Ah yes, tomorrow is the time to remove the mystery cubes from beneath the festive cone and tell tales of a large red intruder

that satisfying dragon age feel when ur fav approve of u so much they no longer gain approval points

okay i knew those mettaton cosplayers were hardcore but this is next level

[AFFORDABLE] gentle ghetto clothes 

ॐ cyberspace princess ॐ

I have a recurring nightmare that I’m in Australia during christmas and all the christmas songs playing on the radio are like sandy the sandman and baby it’s hot outside and rudolph the vegemite covered reindeer

me: [makes a typo] delete it or keep it ? how does this typo contribute 2 the overall humour and relatability of my post , the individuality, the