subaqueous

I’m crouched in the shadows on the side of my house, gently searching the ground around my feet. My fingers land on a round pebble, about the size of a dime, and pick it up. Hoovaloo’s bedroom window is above me and a little to the left, a cactus sitting on the windowsill. I cross my fingers and throw the pebble, striking the bottom corner of her window. It clicks clearly, and falls into a bush below. Almost immediately, the window slides open and Hoovaloo sticks her head out, grinning. “I’ll meet you at the car,” she whispered, vanishing back inside her house and shutting the window. I comply, walking silently to my car and sliding in the front seat. Soon Hoovaloo joins me. I shift the car into neutral and we roll down the gentle slope of my driveway, coming to a stop in front of the house on the opposite side of Hoovaloo’s. The car starts with a sound like a dinosaur’s victory roar, and Hoovaloo and I grimace simultaneously. The street seems undisturbed, however, as we drive off. Destination: Radon Canyon.

Strexcorp Baby: a song from the bluffs  

Strexcorp Baby,

Just leave a liver under the tree

For me

Been an real happy Host

Strexcorp Baby,

So send your helicopters tonight

  Strexcorp baby,

The pony from the petting zoo

Light blue

I’ll work overtime

Strexcorp baby,

So send your helicopters tonight

  Think of how I’ve been there to assist

Think of all the deadlines I haven’t missed

Next year I will be just as good

But could you look at Christmas list

  Strexcorp Baby,

Send words from a smiling god

Woah-oh

Been productive all year

Strexcorp Baby,

So send your helicopters tonight

  Strexcorp Honey,

one little thing I really need

The deed

To that rustic old town

Strexcorp Baby,

So send your helicopters tonight

  Strexcorp cutie,

Let the drugs have happy effects

From strex 

And some scrip would be nice 

Strexcorp cutie,

So send your helicopters tonight

  Send a CEO to my tree 

With some viscera from old woman Josie 

I really do work hard for you

Will you reward me for what I do

  Strexcorp Baby,

Forgot to mention one little thing

A ring

Finger straight from the hand

Strexcorp Baby,

So send your helicopters tonight

So send your helicopters tonight

Send them…tonight

So I did a thing, especially for Christmas. (sort of fem!kevin? I’ll go with that) I hope you enjoy it and a very merry Christmas to the fandom that feeds my soon to be unhealthy obsession (in all honesty though thank you for being there, you guys never fail to brighten my day)