GALACTIC

Every time a knight outgrows their armor, all of the knights line up to swap armor down a row. Like hermit crabs.

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

playing elf simulator when I get a notification my elf just grew sentimentally attached to a young lad from the river village and I clutch my mouse tighter. I open his flights of fancy tab, "find a way to make him last," I delete the save and storm off to go punch my legolas poster

i like that 13 reasons why's cultural impact is how poorly it handled suicide and sexual assault as well as inventing a new way for people to say they're going to kill themselves

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