Internet Privileges

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

Someone wanna go with me on a long train ride through France and Italy and stop at little cafés and eat at corner restaurants and spend our nights drinking on the balcony of our hotel room?

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

It’s so funny when other people complain their home broadcast is too negative bc then you’ll turn on the SNY and the booth is like this shit ass fucking baseball team can’t score runs. And they’re right!

Why did you pull me out of the game, for what reason, what is the charge? Pitching the ball? A succulent meatball right down the middle?

when she says “ooo” I die

They aired this!!!

I can’t

I’m the cameraman disobeying blatant orders to cut in the name of catching the tea

salad is mostly items

food recall for all food in america just dropped

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

“pizza, serves 8” yes I 8 it all.