Tumblr being free is humanity's greatest error.

Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it

I like the Jack Harkness test

You are also welcome to pay @caputvulpinum $20.

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

Reblog if sword slash to the chest. Also you're on fire.

The thing about being American is that you will frequently be eating a burger drinking a Coca-Cola while listening to rock n roll and wearing blue jeans, but not because you actually wanted any of these things they were just the only options available at 10 pm on a workday

I wish I could erase this post from my memory and experience seeing this image for the first time all over again

add another clove of garlic im not driving

who the fuck is this man im seeing him everywhere

its bigfoot. and i doubt youre seeing him everywhere since his kind are endangered.