ez

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats