oh lordy here we go

when you have plans in the morning you can still live an eventful & fulfilling life afterwards but when you've got plans in the afternoon? well that's your whole day

Clifford the big red dog has the zoomies event 15 dead 162 injured

Drugs win drug war

I’ve literally had a manager during a storewide meeting say “work sucks, I don’t care if y'all are smoking blunts, you could smoke meth for all I care, just don’t leave any crumbs of it in the employee bathroom”

I hate you clickbait I hate you fake shocked ":O" stupid youtuber thumbnail face I hate you unskippable ads I hate you ads disguised as regular tiktoks I hate you influencers who yell everything they say in their videos I hate you members only content I hate you premium exclusive features that were available before

pop rock song about a guy wanting to date a girl that has a boyfriend but he keeps describing the boyfriend as if he's in love with him

when its TIME:30 you need to do that thing immediately because a minute after TIME:30 is TIME:45 and a minute after that is TIME+1:00 you get it?

“animals should be treated well before they’re eaten but eating them isn’t wrong” really isn’t a hard belief to understand

okay but there's kind of a big difference between simply "eating them" and "killing them in order to eat them"

I don't think you can eat an animal alive

I feel like eating an animal alive is objectively worse than killing them to eat them