women love it when you replace every board of a ship with a new board, raising philosophical questions about whether it remains the same ship

This is one of my husband’s favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. I’m pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.

I feel like I am being held hostage

Ex Machina (2015)

i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills

it’s just choppin wood and harvesting vegetables and herbs from here on out

THIS article is everything I have EVER pondered about that dress, as a disney fan and as a historical fashion aficionado. THANK YOU.

I want to staple that entire article on everyone’s foreheads. Starting with the Disney execs who overrode the people with the costuming know-how.

THANK YOU.

it genuinely didn’t occur to me that this was weird that i’d never heard a crow or raven caw in my life and frnakly the australian raven noise is the most common noise to me and it means “it’s the morning now”. i can’t imagine life without it. its background noise i didn’t even think to identify as coming from somewhere. it’s just There.

quoth the raven, “aUGH AUUuuuGH AAAAUUUUUUughhhhhHHHhhhhhhh”

it sounds like a depressed kazoo.

Wait a minute… how do non-Australian ravens sound? Do they not sound like this?

@lotsandlotsofbirds

Birb comparisons: check. Corvids: check. Birbs struggling to birb: check. @elodieunderglass!! Tumblr is ringing, it’s for youuuuuuuu!

Ahem ahem Elodie here, who is this… yes… YES… I see. I SEE