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new states just dropped and white supremacist sharks live there
the absolute fucking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny.
this is what real comedy looks like
In 2 minutes flat lmao
I love that phase in enemies to lovers phase where you have unrequited enemies,
Where its like
A: you are devil spawn and I hate you everything you stand for
B: yes I see why you think that but this is all really just a giant misunderstanding and if you just let me explain i think we could be great friends
A: i will not fall for your devious plots villian
B: Ah, hmm is there absolutely anything I can do to get you to trust me?
A: Die
B: ... yeah i suppose I set myself up for that one, I'll think about it more and get back to you
A: not today Satan
B: tomorrow then :)

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FYI for those of you that haven't filled out your student loan debt relief application, please go do that.
I know that it can be hard to deal with this stuff, especially if you get overwhelmed easily. I was waiting because I thought I would have to log into the student aid site, and I know that I can't remember my password, just to get to a long, confusing form. I was dreading it.
Don't dread it. There's no login, only 1 page, and nothing that you have to dig up information for (just your ssn and any names you've used with the dept. of ed.)
Takes a couple of minutes. Go do this for yourself.
https://studentaid.gov/debt-relief/application
Source
I will not sell subpar copper
I will not sell subpar copper
I will not sell subpar copper
I will not sell subpar copper
I will not sell subpar copper
I will not sell subpar copper
I will not sell subp
if you call greek myths fanfiction i am not going to listen to anything you say
They are literally fanfiction op
i am literally a classicist and you are literally wrong!
by definition, fanfiction a) relies on a centralized body of work (a source or canon) and b) is understood and intended as fiction on the part of both the author and the audience. for greek audiences, the line between history and mythology was largely nonexistent. when a text is a part of a people’s religious lives and practices, it’s not fiction to them, and calling a religious tradition fanfiction is more than a little reductive and ugly. fanfiction is written by fans of a particular fiction. it is simply mind-boggling to describe practitioners of a religion as “fans” or to assert that the relationship between ancient greeks and their religion is comparable in any way to the relationship between a modern-day fan and a piece of media.
not only that, but there is no singular, authoritative canon of greek mythology. it is a decentralized web of thousands of different stories with no definitive source to speak of. even works that could be seen as derivative of other works (such as, say, the aithopis to the iliad) are part of the mythology in and of themselves, meaning that there is no line between “canon” and “fanon” that provides a defining distinction of fanfiction. if neither the authors nor the audience see a text as fiction and there is no original text to refer back to as the source, it’s not fanfiction.
that just sounds like fanfiction described with big words
im genuinely sorry you cant read or comprehend basic concepts explained very simply. get well soon 😔
Okay if greek mythology isn't quite fan fiction there's clearly some similarities, so what if instead they're two somewhat different thingswithin a larger category?
I headcannon that fanfiction is just a modern type of folklore.
In this essay I will
@intelligenceisneveroverrated it's not up for debate. You are talking about a culture. The history of a country. Literally no one asked you
I'm sorry.
For future reference, are you saying it's inaccurate, cultural appropriation, just impolite, none of my business, or all of the above for me to be calling greek mythology folklore? Or do you just object to the comparison to fan fiction?
if you call greek myths fanfiction i am not going to listen to anything you say
They are literally fanfiction op
i am literally a classicist and you are literally wrong!
by definition, fanfiction a) relies on a centralized body of work (a source or canon) and b) is understood and intended as fiction on the part of both the author and the audience. for greek audiences, the line between history and mythology was largely nonexistent. when a text is a part of a people’s religious lives and practices, it’s not fiction to them, and calling a religious tradition fanfiction is more than a little reductive and ugly. fanfiction is written by fans of a particular fiction. it is simply mind-boggling to describe practitioners of a religion as “fans” or to assert that the relationship between ancient greeks and their religion is comparable in any way to the relationship between a modern-day fan and a piece of media.
not only that, but there is no singular, authoritative canon of greek mythology. it is a decentralized web of thousands of different stories with no definitive source to speak of. even works that could be seen as derivative of other works (such as, say, the aithopis to the iliad) are part of the mythology in and of themselves, meaning that there is no line between “canon” and “fanon” that provides a defining distinction of fanfiction. if neither the authors nor the audience see a text as fiction and there is no original text to refer back to as the source, it’s not fanfiction.
that just sounds like fanfiction described with big words
im genuinely sorry you cant read or comprehend basic concepts explained very simply. get well soon 😔
Okay if greek mythology isn't quite fan fiction there's clearly some similarities, so what if instead they're two somewhat different thingswithin a larger category?
I headcannon that fanfiction is just a modern type of folklore.
In this essay I will

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“My tortoise Halloween costume for 2020″
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the first complaynts are coming in: jess thinks my rimes are but a sin. she canot see the meme’s apeel. the bredlik love she does not feel.
why are you like this
the way i am i will admitte makes little sence: i am a twitte. but who is werce- the crazy gal or she who kepes her as a pal?
why must you
i must becos this simpel meme is now my lyf, my waking dreme. if i should try to speke in prose the cow appears:
he liks my nose.
are you kidding me
i kid yu not. i shall not tire. to rime this way is my desire. the world may bern or floode insted: but i’ll be here to lik some bred.
please stop
even your tags were in lik the bred format
i give up
this post has killed me
just yesterday the words above were sed by jess who has no love for any childe made up of rime. she may yet change. i’ll give her tyme.
some random woman’s thoughts: oh hey, he’s kind of hot.
Edward Cullen: Dear Diary. Today another WHORE vies for my affection. Existence is agony.
He is from 1910s and we know he hasn't updated his sexual morals from then.
Shit. I wonder what other views he hasn't updated since then.
@log4 I want to show u my favorite map it's called "Europe but if Europe colonized it"
I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997
@kingofthewilderwest
I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.
The concubine after reading this:
This is my new breakup format
Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby
Y'all know this was an April fool's joke right?

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Ok but. Same.
It’s the hottest Bop of 2020
If I were author of a popular book with a huge fandom, I'd make a secret AO3 account and write fanfiction for my own story. Idk why but in my opinion that's the funniest fucking thing you can do as a well-known author.
Imagine telling your fans you have a fanfiction account but not telling them how it's named so they start making theories. Imagine not telling anyone and people in reviews will tell you your writing style reminds them of the original author. Or imagine being told that you write your own OCs out of character. That concept is so funny to me, I'm-
Chaotic evil
John Green did this