INT3RST3LL3R

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Hi! Welcome to INT3RST3LL3R. A blog for all your favorite Mo Dao Zu Shi and Tian Guan Ci Fu character one shots.

RULES

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No ageless/ minors interact with stories that are explicitly rated.

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-Incest! -age regression (or anything similar)! - Hard core gore!

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If you want to make a request for a story, press the request button at the beginning of the blog.

If you want a more detailed story to your preference, make the request longer. Though, all request will be answered. (Other then the request with any of the do not request topics) Yes, even if the request is only one word, I will try to make it a story.

I will try to answer all request. But do not get mad if your request is not answered, just know, there may be many reasons why it hasn’t been answered.

You can also ask me, the writer, questions that don’t pertain to a one shot. But please be mindful of what you are asking. <3

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That’s all, have a wonderful time on INT3RST3LL3R! Enjoy! ;)

Warnings: None

Pairing: Shi Qingxuan

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The Heavens were thriving as usual. The warm summer winds grazing your face as you walk down the heavenly paths. You were lost in your thoughts, not paying attention to the world outside of you.

Then, you heard a voice call your name. You knew the person to whom the voice belonged to. You turned your head back to see him, Shi Qingxuan.

The two of you were good friends, usually spending your time together. After many years of being friends, you started developing feelings for him. Of course, you’ve never admitted these feelings ever, even after years of having them. You thought he would never like you back. He was too perfect to like someone like you.

“Y/n! Wait up!”

Shi Qingxuan ran up to you. You smiled when he stood in front of him. You couldn’t help but blush slightly at that well kept and attractive face of his.

“I’ve been looking for you for days. Where have you been?”

He asked, a hint of worry in his voice.

“I was in the mortal realm. There were a couple things that I was called to do, but nothing to important,”

You answered. Of course, that wasn’t all you did. You spent most of your time there trying to figure out how you’re going to deal with your feelings. They were getting bigger by the day, and you didn’t know if you could take it any longer.

“Oh, well I suppose everything got sorted out, knowing you,”

Shi Qingxuan winked at you, making your cheeks a deep red. Shi Qingxuan noticed this and chuckled, pinching your red cheek.

“Is someone flustered?”

He teased, looking into your eyes. You didn’t reply, still looking for words to say. Shi Qingxuan let go of your cheek.

“Anyway, want to grab something to eat? I wanted to talk to you about something anyway,”

He offered, pointing at a cafe on the other side of the street. You nodded and rushed towards the cafe, eager to hear what he wanted to say.

Eventually, the two of you made it to the cafe. You brought the tea cup up to your lips, taking a small sip of the tea. Shi Qingxuan sat in front of you, looking into your eyes. He was fanning himself with his fan.

“So… what did you want to talk about?”

You asked, putting your tea cup down. Shi Qingxuan closed his fan and put his fan down. He was silent, as if trying to find the right words.

“Do you… have feeling for someone?”

He asked. You were surprised at the words that left his mouth.

“Oh, I, uh, someone, yeah, someone,”

You answered, looking into his eyes. You didn’t know how to tell him that someone was him.

“Really? Who?”

He asked, his tone having genuine wonder. Your cheeks flushed again, butterflies filling your stomach. You bit your lip, having a loss of words. You opened your mouth, but was interrupted.

“Because, I wanted to tell you…”

Shi Qingxuan trailed off. His eyes darted off to look at the floor, but then looked at you again.

“…I like you,”

Those three words left you utterly speechless. The butterflies in your stomach went wild. Your mouth was agape.

“You like… me?”

You asked, confused that he would like you.

“yes, you, only you,”

Shi Qingxuan held both of your hands. Your breath hitched at the touch.

“Don’t think I don’t see how red your cheeks got whenever I’m around,”

He teased you once again.

“and I like you, especially when you’re flustered like that,”

Shi Qingxuan looked into your eyes, chuckling at your red cheeks.

“I-I like you too,”

You studdered, still in shook. There was a moment of silence. It seemed the world around you stopped.

“Good,”

Shi Qingxuan smiled, still holding your hands. Your dreams had finally come true. There was a sense of peace in you now. A peace you never wanted to leave, ever.

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Hi! I could definitely do both of those. More so Gn rather than male as I feel it would be a bit less challenging for me personally. I do strive to make everything as realistic as possible, so my confidence in making a male reader is low.

But, I definitely would try to! I may start doing just Gn readers in my stories, unless I was asked to do otherwise in a request :)

I am publishing a story soon, so I’ll definitely make that a gn, or try to.

Thank you for the request and have a splendid day!

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Hey! This isn’t like my other post, obviously, but I need to rant right now…

I just finished watching season two of Alice in Borderland, and I absolutely scared to watch season three. I mean, there is no reason to ruin something that is already perfect. Why can’t they just leave Arisu and Usagi to fall in love again. Now, I know there is a manga, which I haven’t read, nor do I want to. So, I’m sure some of the manga readers know what happens and what not, but still, I can’t have anymore characters die.

And wtf was that joker card at the end, and why was it scary as fuck. Maybe I found creepy since I was watching it at like 1:00 am, but still-

And also, why was my first thought after seeing there is going to be a season three “Oh no, what if Chishiya dies next season!?” Like, bitch-

anyways, that’s my little rant. If anyone wants to say their opinions, feel free in the comments.

I need you alls help….

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I have many WIPs that I need to finish and post. So, to get me going on at least one… I’m going to let you all choose one by the name of its title.

Warnings: Explicit content! Name Calling: ‘good girl’ Fingering!

Pairing: Dom! Husband Lan Xichen

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It has been six months since the Wens burned down Cloud Reassesses. Those six months were dreadfully long, filled with tears and re-building. During those six months, you felt like you were going insane. All you ever did was help the injured and sick disciples, making sure they were healthy. You felt like you never got a chance to rest, and you missed your husband dearly. When the Wens invaded Cloud Reassesses, your husband, Lan Xichen, took the ancient books to a safer place. That was the last time you’ve seen him.

Now, Cloud Reassesses was restored, having everything it used to have, well, almost everything. The Forbidden Chamber was almost empty. Lan Xichen hadn’t returned, neither have the books. Yes, you’ve sent disciples to look for him and give him letters you’ve wrote, but every time you did, they would come back. They would give you the letter and say they couldn’t find him. After multiple attempts of this, you gave up, utterly frustrated. You’ve talk to Lan Qiren about this, but his response was always, “He knows what he’s doing and will come back when it is right.”

By now, you were done with everyone, especially your husband. He’s left you here, not even trying to respond to your letters. If he had any decency, he would at least send you a sign that he’s safe, but he hasn’t! Every time you thought of this, you would get an immediate headache.

In this current moment, you were in your room, staring out the window, drinking tea. You were trying to clear your mind of all the stress that has been building up. It was working, before a disciple came in. “Lady Lan,” *The disciple bowed. You turned to face him and walked up him. “Yes?”

You questioned. The disciple look you in the eyes. You noticed something in his eyes, a sort of excitement in his eyes.

“Zuwe-Jun has just arrived to Cloud Reassesses,”

You eyes widened, something was telling you not to go see him, but you were quick to walk out the room. Before you knew it, you were in front of your husband. His eyes looked down onto yours. Your breath hitched at seeing your husband after so long. Two emotions flooded your mind, anger and gratefulness. You were angry that he had left you for so long, not saying a word too you, but you were grateful that he was home and wasn’t injured. Though, anger dominated your emotions.

“My love,”

He spoke with his usual gentle voice. You pursed your lips together, thinking of the right words to say.

“Don’t ‘my love’ me. You can’t just leave me here, alone, without say a word and come back acting like everything is fine!”

You raised your voice at him. He was shocked at your sudden outburst of anger. He expecting you to talk like this to him at all.

“Darling, calm down-“

“No! I will not calm down!”

You cut him of, making his patience start to run thin. Lan Xichen tried to grab your hand, but you pulled it away. You turned around to walk away.

“Wait, darling,”

He walked towards you. Though his voice sounded distraught, it held some agitation in it. You continued walking, trying to ignore him. You two had made it two your shared room. Lan Xichen had locked the door behind him. He walked up to you but keeping a distance.

“Love, talk to me,”

He insisted, hoping you would corporate.

“There is nothing to talk about, Xichen,”

You gave him an attitude. By now, you were on thin ice. It was rare for Lan Xichen to ever lose his patience, and I mean rare. Everyone thought that he could never get mad, but you were about to prove everybody wrong.

“Y/n, I’m going to count to three. And if you don’t answer me before then, you’re not going to enjoy the consequences,”

His voice become cold and stern, making goosebumps run down your spine.

“1,”

“2”

Still, no answer was said at all.

“3”

Before you could even think, you were pinned to the wall, your husband looking straight into your eyes. His hand gripped your chin, while the other gripped the side of your waist.

“I’ve had it with your attitude. I simply asked you to talk to me so I can try and help you, but you decided to talk back. Now, you’re going to face the consequences, and you’re going to take them without complaining,”

Without letting you speak, he quickly kissed you. Unlike the other, soft and sensual kisses you both shared in the past, this one was rough, making you lose your breath. His tongue slid into your mouth, not giving you a chance to fight back. His hands roamed your body, slowly taking off the layers of your robe. His lips trailed down to your neck, peppering kisses everywhere.

“X-Xichen, I’m sorry!”

You tried to plead. Your husband looked up, his golden eyes staring into yours.

“Who said you could call me by my name?”

His voice was unusual compared how he usually spoke. Instead of a calm, loving voice, his was stern, cold, commanding even. You gulped, not wanting to upset your husband even more.

“S-sorry, Zewu-Jun,”

Your voice was almost a whisper. Lam Cixhen slightly smiled. He placed a kiss on the side of your mouth.

“Good girl, finally learning your place,”

He murmured against you soft skin. He kissed down your jawline before pulling away to look you in the eyes. No words were said, but you could sense what he was feeling at that very moment. His hands grabbed the side of your waist and led you to the bed.

He laid you on the bed gently. His fingers traced light circles on your hips and waist.

“My beautiful girl,”

You heard him whisper under his breath. He leaned down and started planting kisses down your stomach. He continued kissing down your stomach, but stopped at your waist line.

“Please, Zewu-Jun, please,” You whined, not wanting him to stop. You felt his lips kiss your inner thigh. His lips trailed up, getting closer and closer to the place you wanted him to touch most. But, to your dismay, he pulled away. You knew he was teasing you, and you hated every second of it. His lips found your other thigh. He repeated the process on your other thigh. For the second time, he pulled away. This time, he looked up at you, his fingers grazing your thigh.

“Are you ready?”

His voice was calm and serene, like nothing was happening. You were quick to nod, wanting all your desires fulfilled. Lan Xichen chuckled at your eagerness. You arched your back when your felt his finger stretch your entrance. He was fast to start pumping his finger in and out of you.

“Doesn’t it feel good? I’m sure you missed this for all those months,”

He added a second finger.

“So tight,”

All you could do at this point was moaned. As he continued to thrust his two fingers in and out of you, you felt your climax coming.

“Ngh~! X-Xichen, gonna cum!”

You moaned. You arched your back, your fingers grabbing the sheets beneath you.

“Come for me,”

At that simple command, your orgasm rushed through you. Lan Xichen’s fingers were painted white. He crawled on top of you, looking you in the eyes as he licked his fingers clean. When he was done, he immediately kissed you. You couldn’t taste your juices on his lips. When he pulled away, pants could be heard throughout the room.

“I love you so much. I’m so sorry I left you for so long,”

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Note: kind of a shit post if I’m being honest. Anyways, more one shorts coming soon, sorry for the wait! <3

Warnings: Angst (Kinda)

Pairing: Husband Lan Wangji & Husband Wei Wuxian

_________________________________________ Here you were, sitting on a mat, looking out onto Cloud Reassesses from the Silent Room. Though your eyes were looking at Cloud Reassess, you definitely weren’t seeing it. Right now, you were in your head, daydreaming. You were daydreaming about your past, the past were your lovers were with you.

You hadn’t seen Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxain for five days. You didn’t know where they were or what they were doing. They hadn’t even been in the Cloud Reasesses, not to your knowledge at least. You tried to ask Lan Xichen, Lan Sizhui, even Lan Jingyi, but no one knew were they were. You couldn’t help but feel as if your husbands were ignoring you.

Because of these reoccurring thoughts, you isolated your self in the Quiet Room. Whenever someone tried to talk to you, give you food, ect, you would push them away. Everyone started to become worried about you. You spent your days daydreaming about your lovers.

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“We would never leave you,” *Wei Wuxian whispered on your lips. His hand gripping your waist, kissing you once more. Meanwhile, Lan Wangji was standing behind you, peppering kisses on your neck. Though he never said words, you knew he agreed with what Wei Wuxian would say.

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These thoughts brought tears to your eyes. You could tell if all those loving words they said to you were true. You missed your husbands, even if they didn’t miss you in the slightest. You knew you shouldn’t have been thinking these wonderful but painful thoughts, that you should go out and not isolated yourself, but you were too deep in to not.

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“My love,” Lan Wangji spoke with his usual stoic voice, but with a hint of love. “You shouldn’t think such things, we love you, and we always will, no matter what,” His fingers wiped the tears off your cheeks. Wei Wuxian kissed your forehead, your hand in his. “We promise,” He told you.

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More tears streamed down your face. You bit your lip, trying not to make any noise. The more you thought, the more sadness and pain you felt. All you wanted was your husbands to be at your side, whispering reassuring words in your ear. Were they beginning to get tired of you? Were you a burden to them? You didn’t know the answer to any of your questions.

After what felt like hours of tears being spilt out of your tear ducks, you could hear the sound of wind hitting the roof. The rain gave you peace somehow. You continued to stare out the window, but now rain was hitting the trees and ground. You reached out to feel the rain pour down on your hand. Before you could, the door opened and a voice called your name…

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Note: Part two?

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀- Spanking, Pet names: ‘Good girl’ ‘Bad girl’

𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴- Possessive Hua Cheng & Possessive Xie Lian

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𝗕𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 the wife of the ghost king and a god was quite nice. You lived a life of luxury, always being spoiled with the nicest gifts and wonderful affection from both your husbands. There was never been a day when you had to worry of not being taken care of.

Both Xie Lian and Hua Cheng were extraordinary husbands. They loved and cherished you as if you were the most rarest thing on earth. They gave you all the love you thought you never deserved. They seem like perfect husbands, which they are, don’t get me wrong, but every good thing comes with a bad thing. What may that bad thing be? Well, they were extremely possessive.

This may be a shock to some people, especially with Xie Lian, not so much with Hua Cheng. I’ll let you in on a little secret, Xie Lian was the most possessive of the pair. He might not show it, but he definitely feels it. It even concerned Hua Cheng how possessive Xie Lian got with you, like Hua Cheng isn’t almost as possessive as Xie Lian is. Your husbands’ possessiveness does sometimes get the better of them, which leads to the scenario you’re facing at the moment.

Before I get into the current situation, let me inform you on the earlier events which lead to this one. It was a normal day, everything was smooth sailing. Ghost City was thriving, as it usually was. The streets were crowded with ghost, leaving almost no space for anyone to walk. The street vendors voices could be heard trying to draw the ghosts attention.

You were pushing passed ghost, trying to get out of the streets. You were holding a big basket of fruit that you manage to get a discount on. Of course, you weren’t paying attention to your surroundings and accidentally bumped into a ghost. You dropped the big basket of fruit, making it land onto the group. You looked up at the ghost, who was fairly good looking.

“Sorry,”

You spoke, your eyes never leaving the ghost’s jade ones. The ghost smiled slightly, replying to your apology.

“Oh no, miss, don’t be. Here let me help you,”

The ghost knelt down and started putting the fruit back into the basket. You also knelt down as well, hastily picking up the dropped fruit. Soon, all the fruit was picked up and you had a full fruit basket in your arms once again.

“thank you very much,” You smiled at the ghost.

“It’s not a problem, miss. I must say, you look extremely beautiful,”

The ghost flirted with you. You noticed his tactics in flirting with you easily. It was obvious, to you at least. You knew you should’ve said something about you being married, but you didn’t want to come off as rude. You smiled slightly and thanked him.

“Here, let me help you,”

The ghost offered, his hands going up to grab the basket. Before you could react, his hand grazed yours and held onto it. You gulped, hoping Hua Cheng didn’t send someone to keep an eye on you. You looked up at the ghost, a sweet smile still planted on your face. You could see a hint of lust in his eyes. The ghost smiled at you, dimples planted on either side of his cheek.

“What’s going on here?”

You froze upon hearing that voice. ‘Oh no’ you thought, ‘I’m fucked’. You could see the Ghost go pale, his hands moving away from yours. You already knew who was standing behind you, a not so happy Hua Cheng. You slowly turn around, meeting the eyes of your husband.

“Darling, who’s this?”

Hua cheng asked, his voice dark and possessive. You gulped, not knowing how to reply. The ghost behind you was in terror. A crowd gathered around the three of you, wanted to know what was happening.

“M-miss, i-is this your h-husband?”

The ghost shook and trembled, regretting he ever spoke to the wife of the ghost king. You didnt respond, only nodding, knowing any word you say will be used against you. Hua Cheng was staring daggers into the poor ghost’s eyes. You clutched onto the fruit basket, waiting for any words to be said.

“Scram,”

Hua Cheng commanded the ghost, not wanting to deal with him. The ghost was quick to run away, leaving you with your very angry husband. You knew Hua Cheng knew the ghost was flirting with you moments before, and you knew he was mad at you for not stopping the flirting.

Hua Cheng grabbed your wrist and dragged you along the streets of Ghost City.

“H-hua Cheng, please don’t tell Xie Lian about this,”

You pleaded with Hua Cheng knowing how Xie Lian will react to the whole situation. Hua Cheng’s grip on your wrist becane tighter, as if a warning for you to not say anything more. The walk back to Paradise manner was dreadful. All you could think of was how Xie Lian was going to react and the consequences to come.

Now, let’s get into your current predicament. You were in the privacy of you and your husbands’ shared bedroom. You were perched over Hua Cheng’s lap, you clothes disregarded on the floor of the bedroom. All that could be heard was the sound of Hua Cheng’s hand landing on your ass and your mewls.

“15!”

You cried, your hands tightly grabbing the robes of Xie Lian who sat beside Hua Cheng and you. His hand was stroking your hair.

“You knew the rules, and yet you still decided to let that ghost flirt with you,”

Xie Lian spoke to you in a disappointed manner. You whined as Hua Cheng’s hand hit you ass for the seventeenth time. You looked at Xie Lian with glossy eyes.

“17! ‘M so sorry!”

you tried to apologize, hoping both your husbands would let you off easy. Hua Cheng only chuckled and continued to spank you. As he continued to spank you, you continued to count, all the way until you got to thirty. During this time, Xie Lian made sure you knew what you had did wrong.

By now, your face was tear streaked. Hua Cheng sat you up on his lap, making you face him. His hand gripped you chin tightly, making you face him.

“Now, what do you say to Gege and me?”

“Sorry for being a bad girl,”

You whimpered, looking into Hua Cheng eyes. Xie Lian looked at you and added.

“And?”

“Thank you for taking the time to put me in my place,”

You feel the tension in the room ease. Hua Cheng smiled and kissed your forehead.