letting loss reveal it

fake dating to lovers is nice but married for non-romantic reasons to lovers is next fucking level

you can evade those taxes but you can't evade your feelings

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

Some of you are lying

Can you make GOOD rice without a rice cooker?

This is like asking if I know how to start a fire with two pieces of wood. I guess I could. But I’ve used matches and lighters all my life, so why would I bother?