💫Tempermental💫

INTJ: why are humans such idiots? All these idiots, running into walls and screaming and gossiping behind each other’s backs. Teenagers suck. Why are we all so horrible. This is why everyone hates me, I am evil.

I couldn’t get this outta my mind, then my roomie came home and it got worse.

And then…

Me:

Hello! It’s been awhile! (work has piled up omg I’m ded)

The good news is: orders have been shipped out! Tracking numbers should be in your emails, also digital zines have been sent over. Thank you so much for your patience! ;;v;;

aLRIGHT AU TIME

Lance pokes fun of Shiro being a merman (not an actual merman unfortunately), and pidge and hunk, defending their father’s honour, dares lance to take some of Shiro’s classes (he teaches people how to become merppl n all that w allura). 

Lance takes the dare and finds out this guy from one of his classes, whom he has a one-sided rivalry with, goes for mermaid lessons as well and *insert oh no he’s hot moment here*

anyway there’s lots of pining and swimming and mermaids and keith being obsessed with the mythical merpeople n lance finding it endearing as hell