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maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

reposting from my own tumblr bc it's so relevant to my entire life!! Literally why did I waste my time waiting for you

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

I’ve reblogged this before, but I’m reblogging again for the commentary because this little exchange is like a wink to the female audience that I really loved and I guarantee you that any woman who saw this would know exactly what she means. There are a pretty big chunk of men in the world who don’t think that “women’s work” or women’s bodies are worth knowing about. Also I think find it really amusing when he tries to pass off his ignorance with, “you’re different, you’re not like other women” and she immediately shuts that down.

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more