Insomni

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

Obsessed with the fact that one of the first things that happens (in the book) after Grace figures out how to communicate with Rocky is that he promises a time to meet back up and then oversleeps and misses that time by two hours. He’s just like me fr

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

diet culture is so evil like. an older woman friend said to me (in response to me saying my gf isn't really into chocolate) "i WISH i didn't like chocolate" like. do you wish you didn't have skin to feel a summer breeze. do you wish you didn't have eyes to see the sunrise

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

I drank a shitload of honey last night and slept for 12 hours

Stop calling me bear

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.