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crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

Julien is going to play the biggest wingman for Occtis. Not to a normal degree, either, I mean that he is fully going to embody the spirit of his mother to get Occtis married off. This isn't about making sure that Occtis gets to have sex before the next time he dies, this isn't about letting the boy experience some relationships, this is about getting him MARRIED. And when Occtis finally works up the nerve to ask why, Julien will admit that it's because he vowed to rid Araman of all Tachonises, and Occtis is still technically a Tachonis, so they need to get his last name changed pronto. Now, would he prefer to be Dr. and Mr. Talter, or Lady and Boy Toy Ingrid Einfasen? The last one might be a hard sell on Ingrid, but Julien thinks he can make it happen. Or Occtis could marry Shadia, assuming Hal and Thaisha actually want him to be their son-in-law and won't get weird about it in practice? Thimble is a no, Julien might have agreed to the buddy-cop thing against his will, but marrying anyone even adjacent to House Royce is a bridge too far, and she doesn't have a surname anyway. How does he feel about Kattigan? Is Wic an option, if only so they can piss off all of the Sundered Houses? Does Occtis view Vaelus as more of a mom or a MILF? Julien just needs to know what they're working with here.

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

date of origin: August 9th, 2018

The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.

Azune has been serving other people’s aims for so long, focusing on his work and remembering everyone he’s lost and making sure he’s always ready and available to be useful to others,, i’m 100% certain, even with a gun to his head, he could not name one single thing he’s ever done just for himself, absolutely sure the idea of a simple pleasure is completely foreign to this man, maybe if we’re very lucky, one day we’ll get to hear Azune discovering the concept of a little treat and i’ll be crying and cheering like he just killed Primus Tachonis

I don’t think I’ll get around to c4 for awhile because it’s taken me so long to get into c2. But I accidentally played episode one and brennan lee mulligan was immediately like “ok Liam so I killed someone close to you. Are you sad.”

Mark my words. The day the correct pronunciation of Azune Nayar's name is revealed is the day he awakens his Draconic bloodline.