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i dont wanna work i wanna get felt up by 6-12 disembodied hands (female)

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

I feel So Cringe whenever I express interest in anything You guys can shoot me if you want idk

ok so what if there was a little ball

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

I hardly jeff the know ‘er

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

my dead wife. the ad free internet

what if i rubbed my face on you like a cat because I love you? huh? what then?