Your Local Killjoy™

Babygirl u don't even know how much more awkward I can make this interaction

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

Not an introvert, or an extrovert, but a secret third thing! (Emotionally neglected as a child and actively seeking out any scrap of human connection whilst having a low social battery on account of the autism)

Happy Pride

Please don't return me to the store

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

idioms are always funnier in languages you do not understand, especially when a native speaker is struggling to explain and actively digesting how ridiculous it is in real time

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…