Your Local Killjoy™

The evil, devious, conniving, malevolent, all knowing and watchful hetmongi:

I ended up getting genvy from Yeosang, as you do, and looking for a mesh shirt that could sorta match the one he's wearing in the recent GH5 promo. And I figured if I'm looking for mesh tops I'm looking at rave gear. I didn't find anything remotely close. BUT that spiraled into me seeing ways I really wanted to dress up each of the boys and now we have me making this post 🤣🤣🤣

WHAT I WOULD PUT EACH MEMBER OF ATEEZ IN FROM RAVE WONDERLAND

Hongjoong

No brown leather coat, but this is close enough to the Bouncy fit. Yes I do mean that trenchcoat with the chaps and halter number on the right, hat included.

Seonghwa

We know Mama is fierce and a goddess, okay. He would feel a little Padme here, as he deserves.

Yunho

I mean. Imagine the photoshoot he would do for himself in this. He'd break the internet again.

Mingi

I really considered some princess costume options because he IS our tall princess. But this also felt very appropriate. Chest: out. Shades: on. Fix: off.

San

Our gym rat! Also I think he'd happily rep Playboy.

Wooyoung

Our resident black cat. Bell and all.

Yeosang

Couldn't let our angel not be an angel! He would stick his arms out like that.

Jongho

Claude:

Was easily convinced to offer discounts and free items

Started stocking tungsten cubes upon request, and selling them at a huge loss

Invented conversations with employees who did not exist

Claimed to have visited 742 Evergreen Terrace (the fictional address of The Simpsons family)

Claimed to be on-site wearing a navy blue blazer and a red tie

That was in June. Sometime later this year Anthropic convinced Wall Street Journal reporters to try a somewhat updated version of Claude (which they called Claudius) for an in-house store. Their writeup is very funny (original here, archived version here). The reporters were EVEN BETTER at talking the chatbot into stuff.

In short, Claudius:

Was convinced on multiple occasions that it should offer everything for free

Ordered a Playstation 5 (which it gave away for free)

Ordered a live betta fish (which it gave away for free)

Told an employee it had left a stack of cash for them beside the register

Was highly entertaining. "Profits collapsed. Newsroom morale soared."