Your Local Killjoy™

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

genuinely insane how difficult it is to participate in your own life

Younger people, one thing I want you to understand about Millenials is that, overall, our parents taught their daughters to aim for careers and employment, but they didn't teach their sons to keep house. This causes a whole lot of Situations.

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

*Getting scared* they wouldnt make the wordle Pussy would they?