LGBT, 18+ I still don't really know what I'm doing to be honest. I just write stuff and see what happens, thanks for coming by either way (Due to a LOT of recent events I'll be changing my banner) Profile picture by me
Hi again, Thought I would update my introduction since I'm currently crashing (in more ways then 1)
My name is InsomniacCipher or WinglessMagpie
I'm not sure, I like both names for now just call me Cipher
I use ze/zem and they/them pronouns. I'm 18+, I don't think I've ever stated my age so I thought I'd make that clear now, I mainly post about whatever comes to mind, sometimes theories and just fandom stuff in general as well as rambles. I plan to post more about personal projects and just have fun!
Please don’t follow me if:
You ship minors, people who don’t like being shipped or even people who haven’t given their opinion on shipping.
If you're just here to bash me, I couldn't care less. You can't hate me more than I can hate myself
If you’re homophobic, racist, sexist or even if you’re just an asshole.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Ramble because my stomach hurts because I ate too quickly
(Bacon, sausage on toast if anyone is curious)
Why do I find jumping spiders adorable but daddy long legs freak me the fuck out? Like if I see one of those spindly legged fucks, my ass isn't going near it.
CRK Timeline of Fate, Episode 5 (some spoilers!) Part 2!
Hi again, part 2 as promised in a timely fashion for once! Still haven't finished the story since I'm trying to do all the other games/event stuff to get materials and currency but I should finish tomorrow!
Anyway here's more screenshots and my, not quite serious, commentary!
Cut so people can skip if they want and grammar is dead (I called Sugar Swan, Sugar swab)
Played enough of the story to say that while I know now Ananas has other stuff they're more worried/focused about, in the moment my reaction was just: They do not give a certified fuck.
Also feel like that's the closest they'll ever/has ever gotten to complimenting Pitaya.
Espresso cookie continuing to be the Goat! My guy has dealt with Madeleine Cookies ego enough to know how to get Ananas to listen XD (I'm joking I swear please don't hurt me. ⊙﹏⊙)
... It's weird to see him in casual clothes, but it also looks a little funny. Dude even has sunglasses.
I don't know how I feel. /j /lh
Espresso, rage baiting, Cookie. The cookie that you are XD
Did not think Longan would be mentioned this soon! Figured we would have been given little bits but not a dragon orb and the legend/story about them.
Not complaining! I'm excited for them to be added, considering if the dragons are being added in CROB release order then it may be a little while, just didn't think they'd be brought up so soon.
----
That's all for the story for now!
I'll post more once I've finished it. I'm missing good chunks of it to be fair but that's because I take the screenshots randomly and only when something has my attention, not that I'm not enjoying the story, just moments where it gets a verbal reaction from me.
I'm gonna talk about the events/games that are going on currently since I've already got a solid-ish strat for one. The other two, I'm waiting for a guide and the other I just enjoy enough to get rewards.
I've seen a few different options about Golden Harvest but I personally like it! This is the one game where I kind of have a strat for it: basically Snow Sugar Cookie and/or Pinecone Cookie are god-sends as they spawn sugar and logs respectively each turn, if you get either of them then you already have the start of a pretty good weapons run!
Even better if you get someone like Hollyberry who has a chance to save resources rather than then getting consumed after one use, from there it's just a matter of getting cookies where they'll give you a bonus for every weapon synergy you get. I've gotten to round 15 multiple times doing this and have nearly bought everything in the event shop.
Eh. I both like and don't like this, think it just depends on my mood. I swear I can never get further than round 5 and only play it until I get fast voyage unlocked.
Durian Market is a welcome addition though.
Still waiting for a guide so I can get a high enough score for the title. Happy theirs not multiple seasons though!
I still need to figure out how Oryx's wings look and work. They may look differently in some pieces of mine. But they're so cool in the cutscenes
I didn't draw him from the back view a lot. Would want to do it more when I can see his original back better now. And I was forgetting how beefy his model's wings are (they look thinner in some official art)
But I like to give him these little wing fingers with membrane.
Wanted to do full 4 pages but was getting too tired and couldn't come up with good ideas to fille the 4th page, so at the end I left it like this, one pic
Will there really be solo options for all Strikes in The Edge of Fate that I was hoping were added in earlier updates (but still if it's finally them then cool!!)
And I hoped that you can get armor sets from these Dungeons in The Rites of The Nine, because I don't have them and I liked the look of their armor, but it's not. Might be fair bc what would be the meaning of it when other people could buy these dungeons already (and if these pieces could go mostly for my Titan and Hunter, when my Warlock already has more glued clothes to him). Tried to do the solo 3 lvl Spire of the Watcher but I couldn't bear more of the last boss fight.
At least, after one of the fights I got a shiny(?) funny sidearm with animated cosmic shader. Pretty
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Didn't get them in my first 10 pull but nice to get them near the start of the event rather than near the end •́ ‿ ,•̀
(Context: I've had the worst luck with some of the previous "big gachas" like when Dark Enchantress dropped and then when Sugar swan dropped. I barely got them before their respective events ended.)
Partially through the story, I'm liking it so far, and I've played a good bit of the different event/games. So here's a misc collection of screenshots and ramble!
Adding a cut like normal so people can skip it they don't wanna read. This is just for fun so don't take anything I say super seriously
Espresso Cookie thinking he's funny, and he is. Love dry wit.
Now I just wanna know what else Pitaya would talk about while drunk, feeling like it would either be extremely embarrassing or something else.
Ight, baby is crying. Time for war.
But also
They're so adorable it hurts (╥﹏╥)
First of all, Ananas can't interact with kids that aren't Mango Cookie XD then again they still might end up becoming the cool entle but who knows
Secondly, Lotus Dragon Cookie mentioned! Nice to know my joke ramble about Lotus ripping Pitaya a new one for not telling them that they had found another flower dragon might come true /j
Gonna have to split this into 2 parts since I can only put 10 pics and have more to ramble about. Shouldn't take long but still, don't cross your fingers (if anyone who reads this wants a part 2)
Another trailer!! [And holy crap their voice is deep!]
Litmus Cookie: "You wish to bring Pitaya Dragon back?"
Litmus Cookie: "Unless you can find a being of equal power level, there can be no bringing back of the adorable critter."
I think we all knew this was the direction the story would go, likely having to get all the dragons to come together to help Pitaya, but I'm really interested in seeing their reactions to the news of what happened to them. If I had to guess I think it'll range from:
- lightly make fun of them before taking it seriously
- immediately takes it seriously
- doesn't take it seriously but is willing to help/needs to be smacked upside the head to help.
Or the option exclusive to Longan
- a little proud that one of the other dragons finally agrees with them about wiping out cookie-kind, despite the fact that Pitaya isn't quite in the right state of mind, but then realises how bad the situation is and, somewhat begrudgingly, helps.
Disclaimer: Do not take any of these seriously.
My rainbow cubes still haven't recovered, I'm still trying to get Timekeeper cookies costume and really want both of White Lilly's. Still the costume looks sick!
I'm hoping it's not pay-walled, though the past few haven't been so keeping my fingers crossed.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
More Ananas Dragon Cookie GIFs because all three trailers have so many pretty scenes that I can't help it. I'll probably do the same for every dragon that releases
[Also I want to make/use GIFs for all my posts now (• ▽ •;)]
Snapdragon! I'm gonna die when I see Ananas and Snapdragon interact, see how they handle kids that aren't Mango Cookie XD
[I subscribe to the notion that Mango Cookie is Ananas unofficial kid. Bite me. /lh /hj]
Ananas fans eating well this update! (And probably the next few updates if Devsis focuses solely on the dragons)
Side ramble - What I'd really want to see when Lotus Dragon Cookie is added! (Self-indulgent)
I think it's pretty unlikely but I hope they include Pond Dino when Lotus Dragon is added. They're so cute my heart would give out if them and Snapdragon interacted.
Another thing, probably very unlikely, is Lotus Cookie chewing Pitaya out for not telling them that they found and were raising a flower dragon.
Also keep in mind all dragons use they/them and it/its pronouns!
Fin
(It's too hot ಥ‿ಥ)
Edit: Thanks to @loquatsloquatsloquats for pointing out I forgot to add Ananas in the tags! I don't know how I forgot (• ▽ •;)
Edit 2: Decided I hated the still images and decided to turn them into GIFs! First time I've done it but I think they look better (✿^‿^)
Saw it drop while I was volunteering so I was quietly screaming in the break room (• ▽ •;)
Also, forgive me if I'm reading too far into it or if this makes no sense, the Evil Guardians of nature came through the Ultimate Oven to the main timeline but it looks like Ananas was already there (in the main timeline). So are the other dragons already in the main timeline and were just minding their own business?
Just think it's a little funny that there was an entire war going and they were just vibing XD
Then again maybe it's just how the trailer is shot, Ananas will come through the oven in the next episode and I'm just crazy.
[I'm tired, hot and not built for summer, so I may be misremembering how the ultimate oven works. Either way just something I thought of!]
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Another Misc CRK post cause I can't sleep (Some spoilers for the EP 4)
Cut added so people can just scoot on by if they don't wanna read this cause it will be a ramble featuring screenshots! (I'm so sorry)
Also don't take anything I say super seriously, I'm tired and typing as I'm going. I have an entire back log of screenshots and want to talk about everything so far since the story began so if anyone is interested keep an eye out for that!
Everyday we get closer and closer to seeing the other dragons come to kingdom (please don't let it just be Ananas) and I can promise anyone, the moment Lotus Dragon Cookie is added I'll be sinking everything into bringing them home. Excited for Ananas dragon too buuuut
They are beauty, they are grace, they could kindly rearrange my face.
(a tiny part of me also wants Pond Dino added purely because they're adorable but I realistically don't think it'll happen)
Also this entire interaction. First of all, the fact that BS straight up stutters and sputters (image 1 where it says "...") like even he knows Shadow Milk is loosing whatever marbles he had left and can't come up with anything to say.
But also kudos to him for sticking around when Shadow Milk is clearly a little more unhinged than usual (read: not even unhinged at this point, my guy isn't even connected to the door).
[Note: I do want to make a proper post talking about Shadow Milk and everything going on with him but just take this for now.]
New dogs just dropped! Same rules apply as to Cream Wolf, someone gonna catch these hands if they end up hurt /j /lh
Dark Cacao probably starting to feel old.
And that's all of the story stuff! (Proper story post at some point, I'm refusing to set deadlines since they stress me out and I post less because of them)
Anyone else find it funny how naïve/friendly MyCookie can be?
Like damn, some of the cookies they/you can talk to are/look pretty intimidating yet MyCookie is just :3