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“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

who she fuck? shrek?????

Bryson I’m gonna slap u for making me read all of this

Be honest though, the temptation to remove her other arm would always be there in the back of your mind. Symmetry has an undeniable appeal.

Egyrészt cukik, másrészt az utolsó a jelenlegi totemállatom :) <3

Pls teach your son how to apologize.

Pls teach your daughter to not measure her strength by how much pain she can endure

Bug, help me be more like you

the true genderfluid icon

Gay culture is speedrunning through the stages of friendship because we’re so fucking starved for gay friends.

“Gay culture is speedrunning through the stages of friendship because we’re so fucking starved for gay friends.“  HOT DANG SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS 

RUTHLESS

I love her

I saw this in one of my sociology classes. In case you’re wondering she didn’t apologize.

this cracks me up every time

and she wasn’t even nominated! 😤

seeing this really brings tears to my eyes