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imagine having such a beautiful fairy godmother

this is the content that keeps me on this fucking site

That whale’s name was The Dave Matthews Band

Reblog to save a life.

Sharing because it’s actually a verified and sourced thing and not one of those dumbass fake tip posts.

not something i normally post, but please look into this. hopefully you won’t be in this situation ever, but if you ever are, this will help.

“I’m not ignoring you intentionally I just have no motivation to respond the way that I feel you deserve” - a novel by me.

THIS.

one of the funniest lines ever

honestly this line is so underrated