wrong blog, buddy

Anyone else piss their mom off without even trying lol

I can’t walk past my mom without getting hit

me, applying a hydrating serum to my skin: have a fucking sip babe

end of semester mood

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A MAN THAT MADE HISTORY 🐐🐐

I feel like Taylor Swift has been suspiciously quiet and that scares me like she could pop up at anytime and give me an album full of her two note range songs that no one asked for and I’ll have to deal with them on the radio for the next three years

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!