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gaslighting someone by saying they're too smart to be gaslit so you're not gaslighting them

this would work on me

No it wouldn’t. You’re too smart.

you're so right

This is the new gender John Leguizamo invented that one time in case anyone was curious

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

i once asked my mom why stuff the 80s was so uniquely cheesy and she said that back in the day people just liked stuff unironically. they went to go see a movie and they liked it. they heard a song on the radio and they liked it. they bought an outfit at the mall and they liked it. there was no irony or post irony. people just liked stuff

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

I wish smoking wasnt hot. But we cant all get what we want

i will never understand the insane takes against having games be more accessible

“does every game NEED to be accessible to disabled people? 🤨” yeah, actually

also the pissing and shitting over difficulty settings. just play the game on the normal difficulty dumbass it’s not for you

I hate you job applications I hate you psychometric aptitude testing I hate you CVs I hate you interviews I hate you online forms I hate you never hearing back I hate you cover letters

reblog if you would also like to be ruled by a well-appointed bisexual elf wizard

catboy this catboy that WHERE are my mouseboys..