"I missed you. I called for you and in my heart i shouted,"

the problem with having a The Character that sucks ass is that you can’t even turn to them in times of need. god forbid i find myself asking what The Character would do in my situation because the answer would probably be catastrophically harmful for my everything. can’t rely on them for shit. absolutely abysmal emotional support

some of you people in this community are more comfortable selfshipping with a genocidal maniac or a rapist than selfshipping with a non-white character. and it can be really easy to notice.

dark selfship prompts are so funny cause they're all like "imagine your f/o treating you like your parents did 💗🔥🥺❤️‍🔥❤️💞"

Imagine your F/O learning about a food allergy you have and ignoring it. They do not think it's real and continue to serve you food that could harm you greatly. When asked about food allergies at restaurants, they speak for you and say you don't have any.

Imagine you and your F/O have a small argument. Your F/O smiles and holds your hand. They ask to stop fighting and spend a long time on their phone afterward. You come to learn they published an angry "Am I The Asshole" rant on Reddit, explaining how you never get off your fat ass and help around the house.

Imagine you tell your F/O something personal or embarrassing in confidence. They caress your face and promise not to tell anyone about your secret. Then next week at a barbecue, they tell your entire family and everyone laughs at you. When asked why they did that, they say they had too much to drink. They didn't drink anything but water.

if you get horny out of the blue it’s because you and that fictional man are fucking in his universe btw

can i start a little rb game ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა💭 pls rb & share in the tags at least one reason why your f/o loves / would love you ... what draws them to you the most, what would they appreciate in you ? (no "they wouldn't"s or anything of the sort please, take the moment to be kind to yourself !)

(said about fictional guy that has not gone anywhere and i can see at any time) I FUCKING MISS HIM

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

computer bring me my ugly ass f/o

it’s funny when f/o imagines pop up and there’s always something about hair i just yell out loud “HEES BAULD” and scroll