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i hope i am not just a blog to you but also a pitiful freak

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ casting a spell on you!!

Op what spell is this?

spell of explosion and death !!!!＜（＾－＾）＞

hate it when people say 'you cant make everything gay'. yes I fucking can???

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

I'm sorry for doing that bank heist, your honour. It's just that, like, once you get to be around 30, it just seems to become impossible to get all your buddies together for some fun times, and sometimes you just get wrapped up in the magic of spending time with friends, and, well, one thing leads to another.

Happy 2 year anniversary to the post that my old boss allegedly now has framed in his office, next to the recovered photo of his children.

Tumblr Code.

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

i love the phrase 'i dont go here but...' like you're so in awe of my work you have decided to trespass into a fandom you dont belong to just to appreciate it. i love everyone who doesn't go here